Today, I had to do a Google Image search to prove to my 32-year-old husband that roadrunners are real animals, and not just made up for Looney Toons. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I showed my mom a picture of a baby sloth. She then said, "Wait, sloths are real?" She thought Ice Age made them up. FML
Today, my walk of shame may have been caught by the Google car. FML
Today, I went for a run, and my own dog attacked me. FML
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that miles are the same distance for everything. He thought that human miles were different than mouse miles, because they're smaller. He's 34. FML
Today, I went running. My girlfriend was so surprised at the fact that I'm exercising that she accused me of making it up so I could cheat on her. I'm just trying to get in shape. FML
Today, I pretended to go for a run to impress someone on AIM. FML
Today, I went for my first morning run in years. I made it half a block before tripping over nothing and face-planting in front of a dog walker. The dog looked genuinely concerned. The walker didn’t. She just snorted and carried on walking the dog. FML
Today, my wife compared me to Sid the sloth from Ice Age. Same smile, same eyes, same belly, same big feet. FML
Today, I had to explain to my 22-year-old boyfriend that mice do not grow up to be rats. FML
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend, who is a fully-grown man, that making dinosaur noises in public is no longer acceptable. FML
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Allie614032 34
Does he know about Tasmanian devils too?
Glowworm56 27
Truth be told, as a Looney Tunes lover and a bird lover, I find the actual roadrunner to be a disappointment. They don't run at crazy fast speeds leaving coyotes in the dust with their jaws hanging open in disbelief, aren't very colorful or human-sized and most importantly, don't go "Meep Meep!"
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pjsr 33
So... all that stock in the Acme Corporation that my brother in law sold me might actually be worth something?
DanielleinDC 34
Just wait until you tell him that a coyote can reach speeds of 43 mph while a roadrunner can only reach speeds of 20 mph.
Glowworm56 27
That's the worst part. In real life Wile E. Coyote would totally defeat the roadrunner--no nifty Acme gadgets necessary.
Matthew Bullis 2
Haha really well now i know they are real to
Glowworm56 27
Does he know that mynah birds also actually exist even though they generally don't somberly hop in time to Felix Mendelssohn's The Hebrides Overture, a.k.a. "Fingal's Cave?"
Inline4 7
Next revelation.... Santa isn't real... mrs killjoy
loveelolo 3
Maybe he's slow and is a fan of Turtles. #beep! #beep!