Hahahaha this made my afternoon. That's hilarious. But what is up with everyone assuming you need to be a **** to know how to give a *******? I didn't give one until I was 17, but I knew what it was by the time I was like...11 or 12. OP, how old are you guys?? If you're too young to understand what it is, you're too young to be doing it.

it took me a whileeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee to figure out what was wrong with the story. BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAA your girlfriend failed!

i dont get it ..

hahaah ... this is funny. it reminds me of that book "looking for alaska" this exact same thing happens, but the guy duznt know what a ******* is either, so he thinks that's what supposed 2 happen. ahahha . good book. sad though.

Also, #56 = Damn right.

115 has it right.

ok i'm really suprised that more people didnt pick up on the YEAR AND A HALF! if you didn't get it in that long you fail epically and it's not a fyl cause you just suck.

Well, if you're not a dick, explain the process to her. If you're considerate and kind, you two could have a lot of fun learning together. And since you sound like you might have had prior experience, get tested.

#112 watching mtv or comedy cental for 10 minutes can teach you that a ******** involves a dick. If we knew how old hey were, it would be a lot easier to figure out whether she knew what it was or just didnt want to

#2 is epic. YLF. ;)