Today, I went on a blind date at a restaurant. My date took one look at me and said pityingly, "Stuffed your bra, didn't ya? Seriously, why even bother?" The douche then started trying to lecture me on "false advertising". FML
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Today, I went on a blind date. The guy greeted me with a "What's up, bitch?", which I wrote off as him just being really laid-back. By dessert, he'd asked me if my boobs are real, then when we finished, asked how many more dates it'd take before I put out. So much for that. FML
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Welshite 40
He probably had a pair of socks stuffed down his trousers.
TaiReiSi 12
Well did you stuff your bra?
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Comments (92)
sabine123_fml 5
Say no wonder you are still a vigin
jonfrenzy 10
Why we're you on a blind date anyway
metalhead88 9
Well, did you stuff??
Ishilied 11
... I probably would have flashed him and left.
nitrog100 21
You should probably answer the question that everybody's asking. Did you stuff your bra? I'm going to have to agree with your date if you did. Quite frankly, it says a lot about your personality if that's how you present yourself.
limabeans101029 21
What what? You honestly think that someone deserves to get humiliated like that in a public place simply for stuffing their bra? For one thing, women don't always do that to "false advertise", a lot of women do it for comfort or simply because they personally prefer the way their body looks when their boobs look a bit bigger. Also, a lot of women stuff their bras because they've been made to feel ashamed of their smaller size, which isn't fair at all. Ultimately, it doesn't really say anything about her personality, but that comment says a lot about yours.
Omniprism 15
I would have gotten up and left. He wasn't worth your time and I'd let everyone know he's a dick.
Greenbear118 5
Don't false advertise! We men HATE it when women LIE!!!
CeleStica 6
You should have punched him!
spiritfang11237 16
I would have calmly looked at him and said, "And this is why you don't have a girlfriend, asshole." Then proceed to flip him off and leave.
The_Hula_Monster 10
At least he was really up front about making sure you knew he was a ****.