Today, I went on a blind date at a restaurant. My date took one look at me and said pityingly, "Stuffed your bra, didn't ya? Seriously, why even bother?" The douche then started trying to lecture me on "false advertising". FML
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Today, I went on a blind date. The guy greeted me with a "What's up, bitch?", which I wrote off as him just being really laid-back. By dessert, he'd asked me if my boobs are real, then when we finished, asked how many more dates it'd take before I put out. So much for that. FML
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Welshite 40
He probably had a pair of socks stuffed down his trousers.
TaiReiSi 12
Well did you stuff your bra?
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SDM60CE 2
If you were stuffing YDI. It is false advertising, you are on a date so a guy is judging your "date-ability" on how you look. A push up bra is one thing, but padding is ridiculous. If its to make yourself feel more confident then you are pathetic, because we all know that girls dress with confidence and to attract is the same damn thing. If you have small boobs get over it and grow up. If a man had been stuffing his boxers and a girl found out all of the girls on here would be screaming what a fake. Key word is girls, because there are few females on here mature enough that Id call women.
SDM60CE 2
Oh and if you are humiliated for padding your bra that's an indication that you know it's wrong or should be ashamed. And I doubt he yelled this loud enough for the "public place" to all hear it. People these days.
JayD12 3
If you actually stuffed your bra and it was that noticeable then why blame him? He has a right to know if his date is fake or not
CallMeBloo 31
Did you tell him off? I hope you told him off.
starcrossed2214 5
Lmao lesson in this; don't go on blind dates
Jbrady43 13
So y didn't u just show him
LyricaSilvan 30
I would have left, personally.
scottishoatmeal 22
What an asshole. That's just plain rude.
HeisenburgLabs 15
That's when hire a man (▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿) to ▄︻̷̿┻̿═━一 ...take care of business Or just throw a drink in his face. To each their own I suppose ¯_(ツ)_/¯
chrddajr 19
Did you though?