Today, I went on a blind date at a restaurant. My date took one look at me and said pityingly, "Stuffed your bra, didn't ya? Seriously, why even bother?" The douche then started trying to lecture me on "false advertising". FML
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Today, I went on a blind date. The guy greeted me with a "What's up, bitch?", which I wrote off as him just being really laid-back. By dessert, he'd asked me if my boobs are real, then when we finished, asked how many more dates it'd take before I put out. So much for that. FML
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Welshite 40
He probably had a pair of socks stuffed down his trousers.
TaiReiSi 12
Well did you stuff your bra?
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Comments (92)
littlekellilee 45
You should have responded "Just because you are a big dick doesn't mean you have one. But thanks for teaching me who is worth wearing a good push up bra."
Ki11erC 18
Stuffed is not a push up bra.
littlekellilee 45
The guy might not have known the difference. Even if she did stuff it, the point is the same. Your comment was unnecessary.
vikky538 29
you should have kicked him in the balls and say... "oops sorry thought they were stuffed too "... he is an idiot who doesn't know how to behave..
EvilLittleMan 23
Saying stuffing socks down his britches is being to generous to the OP's blind date. I think a more appropriate visual or statement would be a baby carrot. Now OP, if you did pad the pleasure pillows, shame on you.
cheeseygeek 12
Such a catch! Be glad you found out how much of an arse he was early on. Lucky escape!
johbstonjacob 8
You deserved it if you did
sammyjo06 14
So if a girl used eyeshadow to make her eyes look bigger than they were, would she deserve it? What about mascara to make her lashes look longer? Lip gloss to make her lips look soft and shiny? Blush to make her cheeks rosier? It's the same thing.
Ki11erC 18
Never seen any of those makeups like that, if that's what women think it does then they might need to rethink.
thetoadstool 16
That's exactly what make up does. If you haven't seen it, you have to be acquainted with women who either never wears any make up, or who never shows their face without it. Make up is essentially about enhancement, and in some cases, illusions.
doodlecloud 27
There is a difference between enhancing what you have and plain lying. All those make-up things you mentioned would be equivalent to wearing a bra that lifted the boobs but isn't padded - it just moves around what's already there a bit. Stuffing your bra or wearing one with two inches of padding is not the same. It's more akin to fake eyelashes or something.
skittyskatbrat 19
Well, did you? If the answer is no, the correct thing to do for such a douche is to order something expensive, go to the bathroom, and never return.
RougeKiller 9
It was a douche move on his part, but it also was false advertising on yours. Guys would rather have a girl A cup then a girl that looks like she has C or D and ends up having A or B
iwadasn 33
It doesn't matter what he'd rather have. When you meet a girl for the first time, the first words out of your mouth should not be about the size of her breasts.
KatyLarae 13
Did you stuff your bra?
sagemarie209 12
What a jerk. Sorry op.
xoxoEvelyn 7
Damn what an ass :(