Today, I went on a blind date at a restaurant. My date took one look at me and said pityingly, "Stuffed your bra, didn't ya? Seriously, why even bother?" The douche then started trying to lecture me on "false advertising". FML
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Today, I went on a blind date. The guy greeted me with a "What's up, bitch?", which I wrote off as him just being really laid-back. By dessert, he'd asked me if my boobs are real, then when we finished, asked how many more dates it'd take before I put out. So much for that. FML
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Welshite 40
He probably had a pair of socks stuffed down his trousers.
TaiReiSi 12
Well did you stuff your bra?
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Ducklett 11
This is where I wish it was acceptable to slap someone -. -
sellyyy 6
You should've gotten up and left
tazmanmike2013 17
If you did stuff your bra then YDI, if you didn't them he's a tool and it's a total FYL. Even if you did stuff your bra, he probably could've been more tasteful in how he approached you about it.
lannisters 9
u deserve better girlll.. he was a douche. stay safe on blind dates..
DanielleinDC 34
I hope you got up and left after he said this. What a schmuck. I also hope you told the person who set you up what a raging ******* this guy is so they don't set him up with anyone else.
drewflav 17
Ah, blind dates. I nearly married the one I was once set up with, then I realized late in the game she was a psychotic bitch. At least you figured it out in 5 minutes.
awkward_gothlady 32
At least he was decent enough to show you right away that he's a presumptuous, rude nitwit before you got too involved with him...
Xotoolyxo 16
Rip your shirt open like superman, then causally turn the other way and walk out.
titibug823 11
I second that!
summerblondie12 4
Well first of all, if you did then you just got called out sista. Which I'm not saying you did, but if you didn't then that little shit was expecting you to be like "NUh uh!" And then he'd be like "prove it" and then yeah just little perverts
SilverSet 16
I would have just walked out. I don't know why you didn't OP, if he was gonna be an ass on the first date then you know he isn't worth your time.