Today, I went on a blind date at a restaurant. My date took one look at me and said pityingly, "Stuffed your bra, didn't ya? Seriously, why even bother?" The douche then started trying to lecture me on "false advertising". FML
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Welshite 40
He probably had a pair of socks stuffed down his trousers.
TaiReiSi 12
Well did you stuff your bra?
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Comments (92)
dgzhearts_2701 7
Thats so freaking rude
an3ph 20
Look pointedly at his crotch, chuckle and walk away, leaving him with the bill.
youku337 5
im just sayin... it was wrong on his part to EVEN bring that up in a resturant. but seriously u dont need to stuff ur bra for a date. you are beautiful on the inside and outside cherish that. slap the crap outta him for me YOLO
Stitcher 14
YDI if you did stuff your bra, FYL if you didn't.
squideth 18
She deserved to be publicly humiliated because she made a personal choice about her own body? Go **** yourself.
Stitcher 14
She could have stood up for herself to avoid humiliation you supercilious douche. Besides, no girl should want to stuff their bra. A push up sure, but showing off bigger boobs than you have is just shallow and fake. I'm not saying this blind date guy was in the right, but if she did in fact stick tissues down her top to the point where it was obvious from 3 feet away just to make an impression on a random male, then she deserved to be told how idiotic a move it was. You're also a hypocrite, by insulting me by my own personal choices (and comments) while saying that being confident is a good thing. OP should have been herself on a first date, society is ****** enough with expectations on women without them stuffing their bras for attention. And before you call me a misogynist dick, I am a woman with small breasts who reckons we should embrace our bodies instead of pretending to have something we don't, and if we're called out on a decision we've made have enough self respect to stand up for ourselves rather than going home to bitch about it on fmylife. OP needs to comment here, explaining what really happened.
howdoilogin 9
Try not stuffing your bra. We can tell you know, we can tell instantly whether they're real, stuffed, or implants.
squideth 18
Sure you can sweetheart. Also no one cares what you think about their body.
lord_meloetta 20
Not in a rude way but did you? Because there is a chance he would like it better to see there real you.
nokturn_fml 11
Now that's rude as ****
Bacontree 14
... at which point you stood up, slapped him, and walked out, right?
darbmutat 12
And you did not waste your time on this "lecture," right?
jddrinker 6
Well did you stuff your bra?