Today, my boyfriend couldn't go on a date with me because his mom said no. He's 23. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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ItsMissLia 19
Not following moms orders can be scary no matter what age you are.
tygerarmy 35
Ask his mom if he could come out and play.
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Comments (98)
gracehi 33
"HOWAAAAAAAARD!"
awkwardmess 26
ouch
Lasagnaa 24
He was too busy getting his diaper changed
alicefarina 7
RUN AWAY!
vicky_P 3
we don't really know the details, to be fair. maybe he had some family event to go to or maybe she needed him at the house to do something. sure, it can be assumed that he's a mama's boy but there's really no evidence of that in the post.
SweetasCandy0609 28
that is a clear sign that he probably asks his mom for everything watch out OP he sounds like a man child.
CuriousYel1ow 13
"You live under my roof you follow my rules"...
Imareth 10
Knowing -why- she said no is really the deciding factor between FYL and YDI, here. (Or, of course, maybe he just didn't want to and she was a convenient scape goat...)
sam193 14
He better do as she says or she might cut off his allowance
MrsKilown 20
Usually being a mamas boy makes the man better to the woman... In this case, not so much. Lol