Today, my boyfriend couldn't go on a date with me because his mom said no. He's 23. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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ItsMissLia 19
Not following moms orders can be scary no matter what age you are.
tygerarmy 35
Ask his mom if he could come out and play.
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Comments (98)
toiletgod 15
I'm thinking that might not be the only reason.
BeerOClock 9
Lol Italians!
AndronicusPark 10
Time to find a new boyfriend, preferable one without an Oedipus complex.
_SANDOVAL_ 4
Too funny!! XD
fantasyworld 39
Don't waste your time on mamas boy's.
holly_fly 34
I've been in one of those relationships before... Let's just say it didn't end well and his whole family hates me now. Get out while you can OP
Haley Eidsen 6
That's a bummer, I'm sorry OP. But it's more important that he obeys his parents especially while he's still living them. That's called respect. If you ever decide to marry then he'll know how to treat you right because of how his parents raised him.