Today, my boyfriend couldn't go on a date with me because his mom said no. He's 23. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my 23 year old boyfriend of 2 years was forced to dump me, over the phone, by his mother. FML
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Today, I was having dinner with my boyfriend. We'd just got our food when my dad walks in, comes up to our table and says, "I didn't say you could leave, you're too young to be dating him", then drags me out of the restaurant. We are both 15, and it was my first date. FML
Today, after 4 days of avoiding me and screening his calls, my 24-year-old boyfriend sent his mother to break up with me on his behalf. FML
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ItsMissLia 19
Not following moms orders can be scary no matter what age you are.
tygerarmy 35
Ask his mom if he could come out and play.
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Comments (98)
TrinityNevada 11
Sounds like she's let him before, so something must be up (like she changed his plans for him). I did have a similar experience when I was poor enough to live in the top of their duplex with my young son. As soon as I had a guest over late at night, they came up and flat-out told them to go home (late enough for my son to be in bed is too late for guests). Had a guy over ONCE and my dad came up and tossed him out and told him never to come back. Then, they decided I was "unsafe" for my son and threatened to call children's services unless I moved back downstairs with them. Their reasoning? I wasn't raised like that.
KingOfTheLosers 7
fhl
thisguy2013 3
know the feeling, I married my wife and she still has to talk to her mom and get approval to do stuff....we live 3 hours away
redstone7693 29
time to move out
InTheMagic 3
End it or sort it
AnnaGambrell 7
You need a man who is gonna make his own choices.. not a mamas boy who has his mom for permission just to use the potty. I mean he's 23, come on !
megsnicho 2
Totally had a boyfriend that did the same thing ... Mamas boys.
Stryker_13 19
Maybe he got grounded for not doing his chores xD
Donna_Dashh 8
Screw that.
anthony99 14
Paging Dr Bates!