Today, my boyfriend couldn't go on a date with me because his mom said no. He's 23. FML
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ItsMissLia 19
Not following moms orders can be scary no matter what age you are.
tygerarmy 35
Ask his mom if he could come out and play.
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Comments (98)
savemeSheehan 8
dump the mommas boy
MariBella3w 1
Story of my life. My bf is 20 and his mom barely let's us even have dinner by ourselves. She's needy. Not sure why your boyfriends mom said no but I understand.
rackoal7 4
I know the feeling .
mattrd_fml 31
cut the cord already.
blackonblight 33
If he lives at home rent free, then she can say no if he has responsibilities to fulfill that he hasn't. No matter if he's 20, 30, or 40. You listen to the boss.
Solano2580 24
Maybe something serious happened and he is hiding it, it isn't all about you
TriPolar 7
take mom with yall.
KnownAsCAJ 11
that's a whole other issue on it's own...
pdp_fml 21
Is his family Korean? Often Korean moms rule the sons behavior.
kazmie 8
I've been there. Run as fast as you can. It doesn't get better, it only gets worse.