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This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
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It's not what you think…
Today, my dog started to hump my leg. He always does this and I heard that humping the dog back asserts dominance. Well, I decided to, and I dry humped him back. As I was doing this I said, "How do you like that?" Then my mom walked in. FML
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MURPHYCHACHO 5
What. The. Hell. Are. You. Smoking?
fueledbyamy 0
thats so wrong, but so ******* hilarious at the same time!
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o76923 8
Go find a corner. Curl up in it. Then die. Stay away from the dog until then.
redbluegreen 41
This reminds me of a conversation I had with this guy once, and we'd somehow got onto this conversation about his dog, and said something along the lines of if he ever had sex with her, would anyone ever find out. I wouldn't be too surprised if the OP and this kid was actually the same person or if they knew each other.
brkn_hearted 0
Today, I was portraying dominance to my owner, he started trying to dominate me but then his mother came in, now they're getting rid of me because that stupid prick's mom thinks he's having sexual relations with me. FML
Yulia_fml 0
I don't know about dominance, but you sure showed your dog a good time. He got to grind with you!
yndigot 0
Really? THAT seemed like the best way to handle the situation?
christoper 0
HAHAHAHAHAHA Nice. (:
CheezerX 0
LMFAO!!!!
Ldy_S_FTW 0
......you really don't get out much, huh???? =X
xHaniffax 0
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xosvmissaxx 0
bahahaha this made me lol
shani__ 0
#43.. fail. OP.. did you know that dog's can hump purely out of hormones? That poor dog to have to have been humped by you...