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This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
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It's not what you think…
Today, my dog started to hump my leg. He always does this and I heard that humping the dog back asserts dominance. Well, I decided to, and I dry humped him back. As I was doing this I said, "How do you like that?" Then my mom walked in. FML
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MURPHYCHACHO 5
What. The. Hell. Are. You. Smoking?
fueledbyamy 0
thats so wrong, but so ******* hilarious at the same time!
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koda_fml 0
Dog > You Lmao.
TattooedToDeath 0
haha nice ;) i lol'd
Meowff 0
IF this was my son, I'd be calling the therapist. You're real smart, dick head. :P Why the heck would you hump your dog back? Now he knows you're interested!
lautner4eva 0
hahahahahahahahahahah ur cray-z! wut next? u guna pee on ur dog? and wtf did ur mom say?
circayouandme 0
You sick ****!!!
alyssamarie218 0
OMG HAHAHAHAH
Rawrrr14 0
lmfao. My dog does the same thing, now humping my dog back crossed my mind..... but I decided against it. lol
BlackJewel 0
haha u made my day :D talking about human dogs, they do exist XD
phluffmuffin 0
This never happened.
lol135 0
you're ******. the end