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This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
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It's not what you think…
Today, my dog started to hump my leg. He always does this and I heard that humping the dog back asserts dominance. Well, I decided to, and I dry humped him back. As I was doing this I said, "How do you like that?" Then my mom walked in. FML
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MURPHYCHACHO 5
What. The. Hell. Are. You. Smoking?
fueledbyamy 0
thats so wrong, but so ******* hilarious at the same time!
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maverick21703 0
That's pretty weird. Did you remember to get consent though, because if not that dag can have a pretty strong sexual harassment suit on you. Be careful next time, there are right times and wrong times to be doing that sort of thing. I suppose there are right species and wrong species at that too. d;
diary_of_jane 0
YDI. I think a stern: 'NO' would suffice... This sounds like Yiff in my opinion :/
Arkvoodle 0
Oh come on guys we've all humped a good dog in our day
Yeoman 0
Haha, well looks like you learned your lesson
dizy_fml 2
Thank you so much for that sucks!
ditlihi 0
Bwahahahahaha! You sick puppy!
purplelady 0
Hahahaha. That made me seriously laugh out loud. Thank you very much to the submitter of this fml.
everyonehatesyou 0
Sick ****.
hsdtt03 0
what the **** is your problem? seriously.
BalenciagaBetch9 0
your dog didn't like it, but i'm sure you did. sicko.