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This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
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It's not what you think…
Today, my dog started to hump my leg. He always does this and I heard that humping the dog back asserts dominance. Well, I decided to, and I dry humped him back. As I was doing this I said, "How do you like that?" Then my mom walked in. FML
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MURPHYCHACHO 5
What. The. Hell. Are. You. Smoking?
fueledbyamy 0
thats so wrong, but so ******* hilarious at the same time!
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Comments (426)
overheat 0
dude your sick. how the **** did you get the idea that humping your dog will do any good for your childhood
Loe_307 0
I'm pretty sure it was a "pretend" humping. Pretty damn funny.
jumpgurl23 0
lmao.
grazynaanka 0
Do you by any chance have any common sense?
g_rizzle_86330 0
while i understand the logic nipping the dog on the neck with your fingers would have accomplished the same thing
happy_ness 0
omg too funny. haven't laughed this much at an FML. nice one, genius.
stiles_fml 0
wat is wrong with you!!!!!!! haaa that i can just imagine
wawa27 3
hahaha I love it, you need to get some serious help yo!!! But your ignorance makes for a great laugh!!!
apastry 6
It's okay, guys, I saw the dog whisperer do it.
zap_fml 0
... You dry humped your dog? Get off this site and see a therapist.