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This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
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It's not what you think…
Today, my dog started to hump my leg. He always does this and I heard that humping the dog back asserts dominance. Well, I decided to, and I dry humped him back. As I was doing this I said, "How do you like that?" Then my mom walked in. FML
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MURPHYCHACHO 5
What. The. Hell. Are. You. Smoking?
fueledbyamy 0
thats so wrong, but so ******* hilarious at the same time!
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Comments (426)
mattmag 0
Look at it this way: now you have more sexual experience with dogs than I have with humans.
thelonelylurker 0
LOLOLOLOLOL. WTF were you smokan?
reesie 0
thats disgusting, and not true.
TexanFury 0
What heck, are you stupid?!?!?!?!? But I call this a fake, who in their rite mind would hump their dog?
SamDasher 0
LMFAO!!!!! you need to quit watching the dog whisperer, don't they have a warning segment in the beginning telling you not to attempt any of the stunts at home?!
hotfudgealana 0
Lol okay, okay, I'll give you this: you aren't sick. You're just kind of stupid. But we all have our moments, right? Maybe you could have passed it off as a scientific experiment of sorts?
Hellcrapdamn 0
Yeah... I bet you like fish-sticks too :P
willneibergall 0
Today, I walked into my son's room to tell him to come to dinner. He was having sex with the family dog. FML
why_me777 0
did somebody say beastyality? thats just disturbring. under NO circumstance should you hump an animal. YDI it was hilarious though.
genius_man16 1
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA funniest FML ever. The mental image for this just wins at life.