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It's not what you think…

Today, my dog started to hump my leg. He always does this and I heard that humping the dog back asserts dominance. Well, I decided to, and I dry humped him back. As I was doing this I said, "How do you like that?" Then my mom walked in. FML

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What. The. Hell. Are. You. Smoking?

thats so wrong, but so ******* hilarious at the same time!

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LOL ***********. why oh why would you decide to dry hump your dog back.

haha @#13/37 You my friend are retarded but that's ok I bet that's the most action you've had in a long time

ashbaby010 0

you deserved that one. why the hell would you hump a dog? desperate much?

LMAO...I read a lot of the comments here but none that have made me laugh this hard. What a great visual. Funny shit! I'm not sure which part is the funniest, the fact you thought about humping your dog for pay back or your mom walking in and catching you. I can only imagine what she must have been thinking. (still laughing)

lol you can't pwn dogs

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha. That's fcuking halarious. What the hell made you think of dry humping your dog? I feel sorry for your mom... and your dog. Hahahahahahhahahahahaha. The best FML (:

This is fricken awkward as hell! She probably thinks that you're into ********** now. Huurr... xD FAIL.

LOL This has been the funniest FML that I've read in a while, man.. FYL for sure.

wow. wow. dude you just flip a dog over on it's back and hold him there to show your dominance. dont dry hump him! freak!

gurlgurlgurl 0

lmao wtf