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This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
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It's not what you think…
Today, my dog started to hump my leg. He always does this and I heard that humping the dog back asserts dominance. Well, I decided to, and I dry humped him back. As I was doing this I said, "How do you like that?" Then my mom walked in. FML
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MURPHYCHACHO 5
What. The. Hell. Are. You. Smoking?
fueledbyamy 0
thats so wrong, but so ******* hilarious at the same time!
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MattR 0
Dude, that's gross.
alyren16 0
Been laughing for a few minutes. HILARIOUS SHIT! ahahaha Comments are some what funny too. hhahaahahhha Poor dog! AND UR MOM. I'd send you to a psych ward =]
asttro_boy 0
LOLOLOL
Skooper_34 0
haha that has got to be one of the funniest! better than the toothbrush one lol
randomsloth 0
there is something wrong with you lol
RepugnantRose 0
Lolz nice profile pic
k_cool 0
Someone should call PETA!
Kittenfluff 2
It seems like a lot of commenters here are under the serious impression that he's disturbed for trying to re-exert dominance over the dog. Most people can properly train a dog with certain tones or a spray bottle and don't feel the need to try hump their dog to re-establish their control, but it's not as if OP was remotely interested in having sex with the dog. Again, it's a control issue and unless the dog wasn't neutered, it's highly unlikely the dog was just acting out of hormones. So, yeah, give the guy a bit of a break. But FYL indeed. Can't imagine the look on your mother's face.
EpicBoobs 0
Hahahaha psycho xD
BiggieA 0
You are one crazy F**ker
yuyo_fml 0
F**K YOU DOGF**KER!