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This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
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It's not what you think…
Today, my dog started to hump my leg. He always does this and I heard that humping the dog back asserts dominance. Well, I decided to, and I dry humped him back. As I was doing this I said, "How do you like that?" Then my mom walked in. FML
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MURPHYCHACHO 5
What. The. Hell. Are. You. Smoking?
fueledbyamy 0
thats so wrong, but so ******* hilarious at the same time!
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eiji_chan 0
I had to reread this one a few times to make sure I wasn't seeing things. I wasn't. FYL
lemonkeith 0
fml i have to deal with this nasty post
lieuwkill1 0
whahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
prttyyngthng 0
Hey, you killed two birds with one stone: You showed your dog who's boss AND you got to hump your best friend. Way to go!
sophiepento 0
WHY THE **** DID YOU HUMP YOUR DOG BACK, ARE YOU RETARTED!?
Chocolate_Chunk 2
the reason is right there in the fml you stupid ****
carlover 0
LOL you are ******* hilarious
stonerchu 0
@13 We call it inter-species erotica
Diagon_Blix 0
lol
Weezie 0
hilarious... but wtf dude...
GlobeNinja 0
oh snap! b-u-s-t-e-d
Emma_91 0
LOL. I wanna know what your mom said.