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This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
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It's not what you think…
Today, my dog started to hump my leg. He always does this and I heard that humping the dog back asserts dominance. Well, I decided to, and I dry humped him back. As I was doing this I said, "How do you like that?" Then my mom walked in. FML
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MURPHYCHACHO 5
What. The. Hell. Are. You. Smoking?
fueledbyamy 0
thats so wrong, but so ******* hilarious at the same time!
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madelinex 0
AHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAAHAHA!
stina_klm 0
LMAO! that's so nasty, but hella funny!
fuckinbrittany 0
oh spot you've been a bad bad boy... you take it.... Now bark my name bitch... thats right!
Whirling_Kumquat 0
HAHAHAHA...can you please give me some of what your smoking???
greeneggsnsam 0
according to your FML, i have concluded the following: you're a sexual pervert (not there's anyother kind of pervert, but it sounds cooler this way) #305 made my day ^_______________^
boricua_4life407 5
Lmfao @ 304 but that's madd embarrassing. =P Sorry for your dog and for the fact that you thought you had to do that. AND for the face that your mom walked in hahaha
guitaristcarts12 0
I have no pity for you. Dominance or not, you dont hump dogs.
SS240 0
There are better ways to instill dominance. YDI
feeish 0
I can't stop laughing and I am sorry but You really deserved it!
emodude44 0
Find some other way to assert dominance. Sex with the dog does not help. Try picking it up next time, say IM BIGGER THEN YOU! GET IN MY BELLY! I ATE A DOGGY! DOGGY, THE OTHER, OTHER, OTHER WHITE MEAT! DOGGY, ITS NICE AND JUCY! DOGGY ITS WHATS FOR DINNER!