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This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
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It's not what you think…
Today, my dog started to hump my leg. He always does this and I heard that humping the dog back asserts dominance. Well, I decided to, and I dry humped him back. As I was doing this I said, "How do you like that?" Then my mom walked in. FML
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MURPHYCHACHO 5
What. The. Hell. Are. You. Smoking?
fueledbyamy 0
thats so wrong, but so ******* hilarious at the same time!
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tutusinghsohi 3
This one is my alltime favourite...
JayFrankus 0
This is by far the most F*cked up thing Ive read on FML. I'm favoriting it.
xriderx11 0
#43 omg me and my friends say sparky alot......we call it a. Racoon
gtrist4etoma 0
OMFG!!!! lmao, seriously, that's almost too funny to be true.... hahahahaha. can't quit laughing at that one.
Emmy_Rawr_101 0
LOL. That's so hilarious I burst out laughing and I still am:P
Mzs_Chyna 0
LMAOOOOOOO
amazingkate 0
and some people thing whacking them on the nose with a newspaper is cruel
happygoluckyhh 0
Actually, you are very smart...and dumb at the same time. Knowing that a dog meant humping your leg meant dominece is very good...plus, almost all of my friends would hump him, too. It would be funny...kind of? You are dumb because I know me and friends wouldn't do that with a parent in the house.
robert_dk3 0
**** blocked by your mum! hah
ckibbe10 0
what would you say to that when she walked in