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It's not what you think…

Today, my dog started to hump my leg. He always does this and I heard that humping the dog back asserts dominance. Well, I decided to, and I dry humped him back. As I was doing this I said, "How do you like that?" Then my mom walked in. FML

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What. The. Hell. Are. You. Smoking?

thats so wrong, but so ******* hilarious at the same time!

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ur a ******* retard

I literally LMAO

hahahha! that made me literally LOL!

Quagmire_ladies 9

LMFAO!!!!

HAHAHA YOU PLOWED YOUR DOG!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHAHAHAHAHA NO EXCUSE!! that ***** going to ride with you to you die! showing dominance by tryin to corn hole poor woofy!!!!! ahhhhahahaha. lol

LOLed hard irl.. best fkin blog here :D

Wow, you really take your relationship with your dog seriously.

*******.WIN. I love this fml, fake or not

What the hell?1 LMAO!!!

let me guess then your mom started humping the dog also