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This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
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It's not what you think…
Today, my dog started to hump my leg. He always does this and I heard that humping the dog back asserts dominance. Well, I decided to, and I dry humped him back. As I was doing this I said, "How do you like that?" Then my mom walked in. FML
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MURPHYCHACHO 5
What. The. Hell. Are. You. Smoking?
fueledbyamy 0
thats so wrong, but so ******* hilarious at the same time!
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angler 1
Good god, man, WHY would you say something like that??? Definitely made me laugh! Thank you~!
yer8899 0
that wont hold up in court, son
deliruin 0
XD thats just.....wow
brittbrittT 0
i wonder how your dog felt about that.
liann 0
WTF?????? why would you hump your dog?
jessicamccammon 0
hahahaha what did the dog do when you humped it
boricua_4life407 5
hahahah well at least this doesn't say "I proceeded to say "How do you like that!" My mom proceeded to walk in. FML" hahahhahahahha nice though =P
Hyper12 0
WTF?! Who the hell humps a dog? YDI, man, YDI.
boundforglorywt 0
lmafo this is one of the funniest entrys i have seen haha
theodivine 0
Sounds like something my brother would do. Hahaha gross.