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This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
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It's not what you think…
Today, my dog started to hump my leg. He always does this and I heard that humping the dog back asserts dominance. Well, I decided to, and I dry humped him back. As I was doing this I said, "How do you like that?" Then my mom walked in. FML
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MURPHYCHACHO 5
What. The. Hell. Are. You. Smoking?
fueledbyamy 0
thats so wrong, but so ******* hilarious at the same time!
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annaofwisconsin 0
How in the hell did that occur to be a good idea to you?
storm613 0
OMG! LOL! This is one of the only fmls to actually make me LOL!
iFruit 0
Lmfao one of the best fmls EVERRRR!
melicakes 0
this is my FAVORITE fml. hahahahha you are awesome, seriously
AkanishiSan 0
haha, it's true when a dog humps ur leg he's pretty much thinking he's better than you. but to hump the dog back...that's amazing. all u had to do really was to shove him off and scold him lol
cristineuhhx3 0
Uh, what the ****?
regalitofatal 0
hahahahahahahahaha
Lost_Girl_Lydia 0
Siiick. You are sick. Wanna know what your mum said.
danielw 0
YDI!!!!!! You're not a dog, so it doesn't mean the same thing for you at all. Did you try licking your mom's face?
skatergirl21 2
Y hump him wen u can hump me