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It's not what you think…

Today, my dog started to hump my leg. He always does this and I heard that humping the dog back asserts dominance. Well, I decided to, and I dry humped him back. As I was doing this I said, "How do you like that?" Then my mom walked in. FML

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What. The. Hell. Are. You. Smoking?

thats so wrong, but so ******* hilarious at the same time!

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LOL #1 ur an asshole and a dick but funny as hell......wtf man jist hit urdog on the nose that works with mine

MoooMooMooMooMoo 0

At what point did you think that humping your dog would be a good idea? Seriously. We need a 'wtf' button on fml.

beastality much? jk

lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sabbalabba1992 3

........I just don't know what to say.

Uniquee_fml 0

lmaoo! wierdo

hahahahaha LOL

wow, what kid of person humps a dog back?

Who in their right mind would do something like that? You're sick, I bet you enjoyed that too.

SHOW HIM WHOS BOSS!