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This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
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It's not what you think…
Today, my dog started to hump my leg. He always does this and I heard that humping the dog back asserts dominance. Well, I decided to, and I dry humped him back. As I was doing this I said, "How do you like that?" Then my mom walked in. FML
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MURPHYCHACHO 5
What. The. Hell. Are. You. Smoking?
fueledbyamy 0
thats so wrong, but so ******* hilarious at the same time!
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NickelPhosphate 0
LMAO way to go. You humped a dog.
takemeaway10 0
#108L I think this is real because no one coupld possibly make this up. OP: Watch the Dog Whisperererer, dude! Cesar Milan KNOWS dominance!
danielleFML 0
#94 ftw lmao how about you just train your dog properly from the start?
candiixo 0
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Trollipop_fml 0
You were wearing your big furry animal costume when you did this right? Otherwise you're not doing it right!
craigahh 0
Well, you made a big mistake didn't you? You should make sure your parents are gone before you hump your dog. Geez. You are a dumbass, aren't you? Just hit the dog on its nose or step on its feet, that's the way to get it off of you.
Crickets 0
lol @ #112 xD This is the funniest FML ever..
Soldat_fml 0
Neuter. Both of you.
thisishilarious 0
some people are just d-u-m, dumb... you are one of them
A7X5989 0
YDI but funny as hell hahaha