Today, I was in my room and I drew a Harry Potter lightning bolt on my forehead in eyeliner because it cheers me up. Then some friends came over, so we went out to get yogurt, and when I got back I realized the lightning bolt was still there. I'm in college. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was watching Harry Potter. When all the students at Hogwarts started to clap at one point, I started clapping myself. FML
Today, feeling social, I went to a bar. During a trip to the dimly lit restroom, I fixed my makeup, and carefully penciling my sparse eyebrows. After an evening of meeting new people, I went home. In my well-lighted restroom, I discovered that my eyebrow pencil was actually my bright red lip liner. FML
Today, I got a free temporary tattoo of a scorpion in a packet of potato chips and decided to wear it on my wrist. Whilst I was in the shower, I got a shock, thinking it was a spider. I then lost balance and slipped, banging my head on the faucet. FML
Today, while watching Harry Potter, I realized I don't have any positive memories to be able to do a Patronus Charm. FML
Today, after I got home from school I went to my room to find the maid had cleaned it, also to find a bag labeled "trash" it was all the sketches and paintings I had done in art class, which is my major plan for college. FML
Today, I did something clever at work and I was telling one of the other girls about it. I said "Just using my noodle" and went to tap my temple but instead I jabbed myself in the eye. FML
Today, I woke up with my face sharpied. I live alone. FML
Today, I was sitting at my college campus; there were good looking girls all around me and I was trying to catch their eye and smile, letting them know I'm available. A butterfly flew by me and I screamed. FML
Today, I found out there's a Harry Potter club at my school. My boyfriend is in it. FML
Today, I woke up after a few friends came over last night. There are eggs, coins and Oreos glued to the ceiling, 10 broken jars, no food left, and most of the contents of my house are in the garden. And I'm naked and covered in permanent marker drawings of Pokémon. My parents return in an hour. FML
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coffeentea 0
I would have done that on purpose.
jackaaa 0
Why didn't your friends take a half a second and say, "Hey, you have a lightening bolt on your face"???
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Comments (61)
crissycat07 0
HP FTW! ps: i do that tooo..
holynemesis1208 3
dorks are everywhere
source_fml 0
Including posting "dorks are everywhere" with the nickname holynemesis1208.
AwkwardHomo 0
"It cheer me up..." wow...
watupyo 0
Yeah this is more of a "so what?" College kids do shit way crazier than wear lightening bolts on their heads. Life's more fun that way. And 33, yessss that high five story was hilarious.
Aviva1313 0
Agreed with #6 and #10 that's the funniest thing I've read all day. But I think we are all missing the real FML here...Who the hell goes out for yogurt? Seriously? Not ice cream, not coffee, not protien shakes but yogurt...I don't even know a place where I can just go out and eat yogurt...that is weird.
Ciara Koch 22
Probably frozen yogurt there’s somewhere in Ohio called menchies and it tasted just like ice cream
lamarr 0
I THINK YOU'RE COOL. ROCK IT!
snapperturtle 0
Retard.
drybamboo 0
@#62: Reading Harry Potter in college is lame? Uhh, no. I remember when I was in college and the books came out. Whenever I went on the train, about 60% of commuters were reading those big ass books, including me. Bear in mind that these people were from the 18-35 age range. I'm drawing the line on putting a lightning bolt on my forehead though. Unless I did it as a joke.
Amkii 0
LOL! I love it! I think it just shows you're a hardcore Potter fan... lots of people do stuff like that in public for fun! Btw, I totally agree with #s 6 and 10!