Today, things started to heat up in the bedroom. Not in a sexual way, though; the lamp caught fire. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was trying to be sexy in the bathtub for my boyfriend. I leaned back and caught my hair on fire with the candle. FML
Today, I was getting it on with my cute guy friend in his candlelit bedroom and we had just started tearing each other's clothes off. I decided to be coy and sexy and flip my hair to the side. As I did so, my long hair caught in the flames of his lit candles and caught half of my head on fire. FML
Today, the guy I was seeing put candles all over his room to make things romantic. As we were getting it on, a plastic bag caught fire next to the bed. He had the brilliant idea to wave it around to put it out. Burning pieces of plastic landed on my arm. FML
Today, while I was in the midst of the most mind-blowing shower sex ever, the fire alarm went off. My girlfriend had left the stove top on and the entire kitchen had caught on fire. So instead of finishing, I frantically ran around naked trying to douse the flames. FML
Today, I wanted to spice things up in the bedroom with my husband, so I set up some Halloween torches to create a wild ambiance. Unfortunately our dickhead neighbours saw the glow, didn't remember that fire tends to give off smoke, and called the fire department on us. FML
Today, at a candlelit dinner, I accidentally set my dad's leg on fire. FML
Today, I almost burned the house down while changing a lightbulb. FML
Today, I started an electrical fire trying to charge my vibrators. FML
Today, I yelled at my boyfriend for smoking in the house, because I didn't want the house to smell like smoke. While doing so, I knocked over a candle and lit the couch on fire. FML
Today, I decided to light a candle in my room. Since fire intrigues me, I put an old brochure into it. Paper burns fast, and now my carpet has a big, black burn mark. FML
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skullcandifiedDJ 5
That's hot...
The_Creeper_fml 8
Lamps can be very sexual. Fetishes fetishes fetishes...
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Comments (65)
linkinpark98 24
Lamp: "AHHHHHH! DON'T JUST F*CKING STAND THERE AND WATCH! HELP ME!!"
marrisarashelle7 0
Added this shit to the favorites. Lmao
dannypete 3
Doesn't matter had sex?
deadrising084 1
Forever alone
mdtdnb 7
I love lamp.
wittygirl 8
"It's getting hot in here so hot so take off all your clothes. I am getting so hot I wanna take my clothes off" I dunno why but that song got stuck in my head when I read this. Anyhoo you know that there's gonna be some new rules round the house with hygiene and cleaning I'm not gonna repeat what these lovely people have already said. My condolences to the death of your lamp. R.I.P. lamp.
blaaz 0
Just be glad said lamp didn't then fall on you. Believe me... That will redefine pain for you expcially if it's a heat lamp
cheerluv15 0
That sucks hope your place didn't go up with it
RedPillSucks 33
Lamp foreplay.
janerose21 3
as the rapper Nelly says "its getting hott on here so take off all your clothes"