Today, I was feeling really sick at work. I messaged my boss whether his girlfriend, who also works there, could cover me. He then came down, shouting at me that whatever illness I have, I've also passed on to his girlfriend. I'm pregnant. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at work, someone heard me throw up. I then got called aside and told being hungover at work is unacceptable. I don't drink. I'm pregnant. FML
Today, I went to visit my boyfriend at work. That's where I met his pregnant girlfriend. FML
Today, I'm pregnant and feeling awful due to all-day-long morning sickness. My doctor suggested that I cancel all my social plans to be able to keep working. My doctor is also my husband, and the father of this child. FML
Today, despite having a stomach bug, I went into work, as my boss is overseas and had warned me not to take any sick leave until she returned. After 4 hours and vomiting twice, I left. She found out and sent me an email bitching me out for coming in sick. FML
Today, as I was pulling into work at 15 weeks pregnant, I projectile vomit all over myself and my vehicle. I had an emotional breakdown as I went back home, and called my boss to let him know I would not be in that day. I am now looking for a new job. FML
Today, at work, I had some palpitations, which ultimately caused me to become hot, dizzy, and pass out. I couldn't go home because we were so short staffed, and three different colleagues asked me if I was pregnant. FML
Today, my boss fired me because he found out I'm dating his daughter. Now I'm concerned what he might do if he finds out she's pregnant with my child. FML
Today, I got rear-ended while on my way to work. This wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't pregnant, suffering from a horrible UTI, and running a fever. My boss called in sick, so now I'm stuck running the office alone. With whiplash. FML
Today, I announced my pregnancy to my boss. I was expecting all sorts of reactions, except, "But... Erm... How did that happen?" FML
Today, I found out I'm pregnant. Last week my coworker, who I sit next to 5 days a week, returned to work after bereavement maternity leave. FML
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Top comments
JenkJenks 6
That's pretty selfish of you. Try to keep your pregnant germs to yourself from now on.
Wizardo 34
Why does it seem like almost every boss in the world is either really stupid or really incompetent.
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Comments (88)
nanxi 30
Tell him if that's really the case, then his girlfriend's got a surprise in store for him.
townsee 5
guy sounds like a huge dick
bubble_burst 16
Congratulations on your pregnancy :) Keep you chin up and don't let these S.O.B's get to you.
finch01 18
i hear thats going around...
bluerhhajfk 17
Sounds like your husband has been sleeping around, then.
thejimler 9
Women can get each other pregnant?! I guess that means if they take over the world us guys will only be kept around for mowing lawns and opening really tight jars.
Randomness90 27
lol
onorexveritas 24
wow, I bet he felt stupid when you told him so... if you told him.
IzzyIzebel323 13
someones playing favorites, im sorry to you
_DarkAngelsGirl_ 11
Then it turns out she's pregnant too...