Today, I was feeling really sick at work. I messaged my boss whether his girlfriend, who also works there, could cover me. He then came down, shouting at me that whatever illness I have, I've also passed on to his girlfriend. I'm pregnant. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at work, someone heard me throw up. I then got called aside and told being hungover at work is unacceptable. I don't drink. I'm pregnant. FML
Today, I went to visit my boyfriend at work. That's where I met his pregnant girlfriend. FML
Today, I'm pregnant and feeling awful due to all-day-long morning sickness. My doctor suggested that I cancel all my social plans to be able to keep working. My doctor is also my husband, and the father of this child. FML
Today, despite having a stomach bug, I went into work, as my boss is overseas and had warned me not to take any sick leave until she returned. After 4 hours and vomiting twice, I left. She found out and sent me an email bitching me out for coming in sick. FML
Today, as I was pulling into work at 15 weeks pregnant, I projectile vomit all over myself and my vehicle. I had an emotional breakdown as I went back home, and called my boss to let him know I would not be in that day. I am now looking for a new job. FML
Today, at work, I had some palpitations, which ultimately caused me to become hot, dizzy, and pass out. I couldn't go home because we were so short staffed, and three different colleagues asked me if I was pregnant. FML
Today, my boss fired me because he found out I'm dating his daughter. Now I'm concerned what he might do if he finds out she's pregnant with my child. FML
Today, I got rear-ended while on my way to work. This wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't pregnant, suffering from a horrible UTI, and running a fever. My boss called in sick, so now I'm stuck running the office alone. With whiplash. FML
Today, I announced my pregnancy to my boss. I was expecting all sorts of reactions, except, "But... Erm... How did that happen?" FML
Today, I found out I'm pregnant. Last week my coworker, who I sit next to 5 days a week, returned to work after bereavement maternity leave. FML
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Top comments
JenkJenks 6
That's pretty selfish of you. Try to keep your pregnant germs to yourself from now on.
Wizardo 34
Why does it seem like almost every boss in the world is either really stupid or really incompetent.
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Comments (88)
poetrywriter12 6
Maybe some other man gave her his 'germs' to make her get the illness you have.
perdix 31
You, dog, you! You got balls to screw the boss's girlfriend and get her pregnant! What's even more impressive is that you managed that with literal balls! Hats off to you, lady-dude!
perdix 31
*without literal balls. Sorry, I'm in a meeting and shouldn't be screwing around, but I love you all do much, I needed to submit the comment <3
BellaBelle_fml 23
Aww, we love you too Perdix!
Misswildsides 22
So technically you passed on pregnancy to her?
DeidaraAkatsuki 17
No, no she didn't.
fairgirl99 8
That what I call horrible boss
MakinMills 12
one mad boss haha
ForeverAloneGal 23
How dare you sleep with his girlfriend?!
rttr 18
It's a girl.. How could a guy be pregnant
lincolnick4 19
Sounds like your boss is a moron and a huge jerk.
Steffi 26
You must have a penis and a womb if that happened..
Tim2415 16
You must have amazing superpowers..? Ha!
gothiccandy 9
Because pregnancy can be passed from person to person, just like the flu.
EventCats 6
Yep and it's very common for teens!
CharresBarkrey 16
That's what that 16 and Pregnant show is about, right?