Today, I went into work to set up a new store. There was a lot of lifting so I dressed casual. This happened to be the day the owner brought in his conservative family to check out the store. I was wearing a shirt that says "Everyone Poops" and has a donkey and elephant pooping. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the fitting room of the store I worked in smelled really bad. The customers started to complain and since I was on fitting room duty I went to go investigate. A middle aged woman pooped on the floor and then put the chair on top to cover it. FML
Today, I work maintenance at a warehouse store. I had to clean the men's stall because someone had pooped on the seat, the floor, and got some on the wall. When I took my break, I noticed that my fellow maintenance coworker had poop on his pants and shoes. I then realized that I just cleaned up his “mess.” FML
Today, I had to clean human excrement at work when the fitting room turned into the shitting room. FML
Today, we had a get together for work at a restaurant I've never heard of. After spending all week trying to make a good impression on my new boss and co-workers, I showed up in a pair of shorts and a Star Wars T-Shirt. Turns out it was one of the fanciest restaurants in town. FML
Today, at work, I went to fold a pair of pants that was left in a changing room to find out that someone had taken a dump in them. FML
Today, I walked into work, and the first question my boss asks me is "Are those your pajamas?" I was wearing my favorite outfit. FML
Today, I walked into our office and everyone started laughing. It turns out that I'd been the only one not in on the joke to come in dressed as a character from our favorite TV show. However, I'd dressed in normal work clothes. I’m the boss. FML
Today, I was the first one to wear the ugly corporate shirts we received. The people in my office, all of them guys, were all saying that it looked a lot better than they thought it would. Later that day I went to the toilet and saw that the shirt gapes open in front and you could see my boobs. FML
Today, my boss recognized my shoes under the stall wall and had a conversation with me while we were both taking a dump. I had severe diarrhea. FML
Today, I walked into my new office for the first time after receiving the promotion I've been trying for. Someone took a dump on my desk. FML
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KwitIt 0
I mean, I understand wanting to dress casual... but isn't there kind of a line somewhere between casual and inappropriate?
skinonskin 0
Why would you even buy a t-shirt like that?
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Comments (138)
leero 0
Yeah, I'm with everyone else. Wearing that to work was just a bad idea all around... Way to go, YDI
rabidhatter 0
Do conservatives oppose pooping? Now if it said "Powered by the souls of aborted baptist babies" I could see that being slightly upsetting.
BabyHuey 0
Just trying to grasp this..so did the donkey or the elephant shit on him? Cause either way he's gotta be pissed!
ilikerainbows 0
you TOTALLY deserved it, for paying money for such a stupid shirt and for wearing it in public, to a job no less. also, insert wit here - there's a spectrum of business appropriate attire. of course he wasn't expected to wear a suit and tie! but i'm pretty sure that nowhere on that spectrum would a grown, smart adult say t-shirts about feces belong. once upon a time there was a difference between funny and stupid.
Fields4mint 0
Just because you're moving stuff and are allowed to dress casually doesn't mean you shouldn't dress appropriately for work. YDI.
luckyyyme 0
YDI for owning a shirt like that.
lamesauce2 0
I have the same shirt...haha. I love it.
deaditegirl 0
There's a difference between casual and not work-appropriate. Figure it out. Also, get better shirts.
blankslate 0
Threadless tees eh? Nice. :)
Dhamy 0
Lmao! I think that's an awesome shirt. ... Hopefully they're not stuck up bitches?