Today, I went to the eye doctor and they used dilating eye-drops on me. After I left, my vision was still pretty blurry. I walked to the subway and when I went to step onto the train, I missed and my whole left leg got stuck in the gap. The train was delayed 10 minutes because of me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was sitting waiting for my train for a long while. When it finally came, I had pins and needles in my foot. When I got up, I fell and unsuccessfully stumbled towards the train. The doors closed and it left without me. FML
Today, I had to run for the train, but because of my bad foot and limping they held the train, much to people's displeasure. No one let me sit down, so for the 20 minute journey, I stood. With a bad foot. FML
Today, I was on the train to work. I was up late the night before, causing me to doze off. When I woke up, I was at my station. I stood up, went to walk out of the door and fell flat on my face on a platform full of people. Someone had tied my shoelaces together. FML
Today, I was waiting for the train. It arrived, I got on and the woman behind me stepped on the back of my shoe. My shoe came flying off and landed in the gutter between the train and the platform. The doors closed, the train pulled away. FML
Today, I was going shopping with a friend. I got up to get off the train and landed on my ass. Not only had I walked into the metal bar, I'd broken my $800 glasses, and the train doors had closed, with my friend on the other side of the doors. FML
Today, while getting on the subway, I tripped over the gap between the train and the platform. My flip-flop caught on the edge, and fell into the gap. I had to walk home with one flip-flop. FML
Today, I was running late for a train and bought a ticket in a hurry. I got on the wrong train, sat there for twenty minutes, and only realised my mistake when the scenery looked nothing like my stop. FML
Today, I got into the shower with my glasses on by mistake. I spent 5 minutes convinced that the fog in my vision was me going blind. FML
Today, while waiting on the platform, a blind man asked out loud for some help getting into the subway car. I helped him through the doors and into a seat. I decided to sit down as well. Twenty minutes later, I realized I was on the wrong subway line. FML
Today, I ran to catch the train, but slipped on the stairs and fell on my shoulder. However, my effort was rendered useless; it wasn't even my train. FML
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Roadrunner21 0
Although you are pretty lucky the train didn't go off and tear your leg off along with it.
suaveneanderthal 0
You ought to be praising god that the train didnt leave without you. I dont understand why you're bitching that they were nice enough to stop. Today, i got stuck in the gap between the subway and the walkway and the subway took off and ripped off my left leg. FML there's an fml
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Roadrunner21 0
Although you are pretty lucky the train didn't go off and tear your leg off along with it.
carpediem9_fml 0
Exactly. Atleast it didn't chop off.
suaveneanderthal 0
You ought to be praising god that the train didnt leave without you. I dont understand why you're bitching that they were nice enough to stop. Today, i got stuck in the gap between the subway and the walkway and the subway took off and ripped off my left leg. FML there's an fml
RoryStorm239 0
technically, the train WOULDbe leaving with her ;D
aubsx3 0
Op is a male jack wagon
eb0ny 15
I've read this comment 10 times. I can't stop laughing.
primogen18 0
Mind the gap!
twinscrplayer6 0
lmao
TZS 0
LMFAO #2
TheZephyrSon 3
Agreed #2.
Crossfire718 0
ROFLOL dat sux a lot did ppl stare?
_Adog2645 24
Now that was obnoxious
anon12_fml 0
Just because OP's leg wasn't ripped off doesn't mean this isn't an FML; I'm sure that wasn't the most comfortable position to be in for ten minutes
Wileypube 0
Today, I went to the eye doctor and they used dilating eye-drops on me. After I left, my vision was still pretty blurry. I accidentally boarded an airplane instead of the subway. Moments later I was suited up for a skydive and tossed out of the plane. When I pulled the cord a tire came out. Luckily, a great white shark broke my fall. I had to wait 10 minutes in the water before boarding the rescue boat. FML See, Mr. Magoo is waaaaay funnier.
dirtyhippie 0
That must have been a scary situation. It might have been worse but still, like #7 said.
rigorouswolf 0
Lol how stupid can you be to step in a gap. Even if your vision is blury, its a ******* gap
Peachy2392 26
Dilating drops don't make your vision blurry unless its an item that's up close. So unless he was on his hands and knees, even then its a GAP, he should have been able to see the gap just fine. Say the drops did cause blurry vision; if your vision is so poor you miss a decent sized gap, how did you make it there in the first place? I think OP is embarrassed he missed and is using the drops as a cover.