Today, I went into work to set up a new store. There was a lot of lifting so I dressed casual. This happened to be the day the owner brought in his conservative family to check out the store. I was wearing a shirt that says "Everyone Poops" and has a donkey and elephant pooping. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the fitting room of the store I worked in smelled really bad. The customers started to complain and since I was on fitting room duty I went to go investigate. A middle aged woman pooped on the floor and then put the chair on top to cover it. FML
Today, I work maintenance at a warehouse store. I had to clean the men's stall because someone had pooped on the seat, the floor, and got some on the wall. When I took my break, I noticed that my fellow maintenance coworker had poop on his pants and shoes. I then realized that I just cleaned up his “mess.” FML
Today, I had to clean human excrement at work when the fitting room turned into the shitting room. FML
Today, we had a get together for work at a restaurant I've never heard of. After spending all week trying to make a good impression on my new boss and co-workers, I showed up in a pair of shorts and a Star Wars T-Shirt. Turns out it was one of the fanciest restaurants in town. FML
Today, at work, I went to fold a pair of pants that was left in a changing room to find out that someone had taken a dump in them. FML
Today, I walked into work, and the first question my boss asks me is "Are those your pajamas?" I was wearing my favorite outfit. FML
Today, I walked into our office and everyone started laughing. It turns out that I'd been the only one not in on the joke to come in dressed as a character from our favorite TV show. However, I'd dressed in normal work clothes. I’m the boss. FML
Today, I was the first one to wear the ugly corporate shirts we received. The people in my office, all of them guys, were all saying that it looked a lot better than they thought it would. Later that day I went to the toilet and saw that the shirt gapes open in front and you could see my boobs. FML
Today, my boss recognized my shoes under the stall wall and had a conversation with me while we were both taking a dump. I had severe diarrhea. FML
Today, I walked into my new office for the first time after receiving the promotion I've been trying for. Someone took a dump on my desk. FML
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Top comments
KwitIt 0
I mean, I understand wanting to dress casual... but isn't there kind of a line somewhere between casual and inappropriate?
skinonskin 0
Why would you even buy a t-shirt like that?
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Comments (138)
brittbrittT 0
i think the real FML here, is the fact that you paid money for that shirt.
centurion_fml 0
It is one thing to dress "casual", to dress up like a moron is a quite different matter... YDI big time.
wordpainter2416 1
I have that shirt!!! But I agree that that was not the time to wear it.
RamenEatinPanda 0
I own that shirt...
yes_yes_yes 0
not appropriate for work, EVER Or anywhere :P
jhonkaz10 0
Hope you didn't lose you job because that would be F'ckd
Georgia795 0
I think you deserved that one for buying such a lame t-shirt. ;D
moonshine_fml 0
Hahah! I have that same shirt!!!! We'll actually I bought it for my best friend for his birthday. I would have got one but there were only mens sizes left and they were all too big. That shirt is amazing!!!
Saruh 0
If OP thought it would be a good idea to wear this to work, then their shirt isn't the only thing full of shit.
tickles_fml 0
HAHA! my history substitute has a t-shirt like that. he's not our history substitute anymore.