Today, while watching TV with my boyfriend, I was telling him that I wasn't looking forward to "getting older" and turning thirty in three days. Five minutes later, he said, "I never knew you had so much grey hair already" and then offered to help me dye them. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, when my boyfriend reffered to my hair, I told him I was going to dye it. He responded by saying, "finally, so how much you going for, 40, maybe 50 pounds?". I said dye it, not diet. FML
Today, I realized how bad my grey hair problem has gotten as I noticed I had grey pubes. I'm only 23. FML
Today, my mom was feeling down because of her gray hairs. In an attempt to cheer her up, I suggested that she dye them. Her hair turned orange. FML
Today, at almost 26 years old, my beard is finally coming in. Too bad it, like the hair on my head, is 50% grey already. FML
Today, I noticed several grey streaks in my hair while putting it in its usual combover. I'm only 18 years-old, and my hair was once one of my greatest sources of pride. FML
Today, after looking back at our high school photos, I told my fiancée I’ve been scared lately that I’m getting uglier with age, and that I was much prettier back then. He got really quiet, and then agreed with me.. I’m only 24. FML
Today, I decided to dye my hair to freshen up my appearance. I asked my husband for his opinion, expecting him to recommend a color. He then asked me why going on a diet wasn't my first option. FML
Today, I had my hair done for the first time in 3 years. I loved it. My boyfriend told me I look like his ex. FML
Today, my husband threw a fit because I dyed my hair bright magenta. Funny, I actually dyed it three days ago. He literally just noticed. Shows how much attention he pays me. FML
Today, I told my dad that my boyfriend and I were thinking about moving in together. Without missing a beat, he looked at my boyfriend and said, “Brave man. You sure you want to sign up for 24/7 mood swings and hair in the drain?” My boyfriend laughed. A little too hard for my liking. FML
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bballpg021xx 5
At least you have hair... Soon you may not have much left.
plaguer 26
Grey hair is better than no hair.
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Comments (103)
comeatmebroo6254 1
That's actually pretty thoughtful of him. I'm pretty sure he only said that for your own comfort.
gilliaga 4
Turning 30 was my favourite birthday so far....leaving the insecure 20s behind and getting a handle on "this is who I am". I've had 8 birthdays since then and am now looking forward to #40 being just as good, grey hair and all.
MsFML_ 16
Awwwh that sucks! At least he's offering to help. That's sweet. c:
NoReservations 9
Well, if you really do have gray hair, at least he's trying to help you feel better. :)
kriz_allizwell 6
chill out gran!
tawer 5
He was probably kidding
ImaSexyBeast143 0
At least he told you so you didn't have to walk around with grey hair.
ambrosia110 3
My boyfriend did pretty much the same. He mentioned how much he liked how bright my grey hairs were, ON my 30th birthday. Why would anyone think that was a good thing to say?!
violetwonder 9
That's a good boy right there! Offering to help you cover your greys. Keeper!
sulitak 27
haha. my husband would do that to me.