Today, while watching TV with my boyfriend, I was telling him that I wasn't looking forward to "getting older" and turning thirty in three days. Five minutes later, he said, "I never knew you had so much grey hair already" and then offered to help me dye them. FML
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Today, when my boyfriend reffered to my hair, I told him I was going to dye it. He responded by saying, "finally, so how much you going for, 40, maybe 50 pounds?". I said dye it, not diet. FML
Today, I realized how bad my grey hair problem has gotten as I noticed I had grey pubes. I'm only 23. FML
Today, my mom was feeling down because of her gray hairs. In an attempt to cheer her up, I suggested that she dye them. Her hair turned orange. FML
Today, at almost 26 years old, my beard is finally coming in. Too bad it, like the hair on my head, is 50% grey already. FML
Today, I noticed several grey streaks in my hair while putting it in its usual combover. I'm only 18 years-old, and my hair was once one of my greatest sources of pride. FML
Today, after looking back at our high school photos, I told my fiancée I’ve been scared lately that I’m getting uglier with age, and that I was much prettier back then. He got really quiet, and then agreed with me.. I’m only 24. FML
Today, I decided to dye my hair to freshen up my appearance. I asked my husband for his opinion, expecting him to recommend a color. He then asked me why going on a diet wasn't my first option. FML
Today, I had my hair done for the first time in 3 years. I loved it. My boyfriend told me I look like his ex. FML
Today, my husband threw a fit because I dyed my hair bright magenta. Funny, I actually dyed it three days ago. He literally just noticed. Shows how much attention he pays me. FML
Today, I told my dad that my boyfriend and I were thinking about moving in together. Without missing a beat, he looked at my boyfriend and said, “Brave man. You sure you want to sign up for 24/7 mood swings and hair in the drain?” My boyfriend laughed. A little too hard for my liking. FML
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bballpg021xx 5
At least you have hair... Soon you may not have much left.
plaguer 26
Grey hair is better than no hair.
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Comments (103)
Calyx_fml 22
30?! Honey, you're still quite young. I knew a girl who started greying in 1st grade! By the time she graduated high school she was completely white haired, and stunning.
whY402Jay 12
Don't trip. I'm 27 and have a lot. It's time I find a job not working with juvenile delinquents.
BobOsso_fml 8
I just turned 30 2 days ago. Don't see why you find it to be a big deal. Then again, I'm a man and we look better as we get older.
mrsmathers17531 5
Hey, at least your boyfriend is nice and is willing to help you dye your hair!
mal2012 4
30 is NOT old. Are u ok?! Im 20 n im sayin 30 is nothing. Relax dear.... Breath n take care of u n ur health. Wait til u get to the age wen u will WISH u were 30 again
merrielp 13
What's wrong with 30? 30 yo women are HOT
DanielleinDC 34
Okay, he muffed that, but that is NOT FML worthy. If you don't like your grey hair, dye them. If you do, tell him you like your grey hair and will wear it with pride. And 30 is not old.
SexySlayer1248 18
My birthday is June 25th too happy birthday
PunkySpunky78 15
I'm 33 and I have gray hairs and I look like teen and I wish someone was willing to dye it
hateevryone 15
He sound like he was trying to help.