Today, while watching TV with my boyfriend, I was telling him that I wasn't looking forward to "getting older" and turning thirty in three days. Five minutes later, he said, "I never knew you had so much grey hair already" and then offered to help me dye them. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, when my boyfriend reffered to my hair, I told him I was going to dye it. He responded by saying, "finally, so how much you going for, 40, maybe 50 pounds?". I said dye it, not diet. FML
Today, I realized how bad my grey hair problem has gotten as I noticed I had grey pubes. I'm only 23. FML
Today, my mom was feeling down because of her gray hairs. In an attempt to cheer her up, I suggested that she dye them. Her hair turned orange. FML
Today, at almost 26 years old, my beard is finally coming in. Too bad it, like the hair on my head, is 50% grey already. FML
Today, I noticed several grey streaks in my hair while putting it in its usual combover. I'm only 18 years-old, and my hair was once one of my greatest sources of pride. FML
Today, after looking back at our high school photos, I told my fiancée I’ve been scared lately that I’m getting uglier with age, and that I was much prettier back then. He got really quiet, and then agreed with me.. I’m only 24. FML
Today, I decided to dye my hair to freshen up my appearance. I asked my husband for his opinion, expecting him to recommend a color. He then asked me why going on a diet wasn't my first option. FML
Today, I had my hair done for the first time in 3 years. I loved it. My boyfriend told me I look like his ex. FML
Today, my husband threw a fit because I dyed my hair bright magenta. Funny, I actually dyed it three days ago. He literally just noticed. Shows how much attention he pays me. FML
Today, I told my dad that my boyfriend and I were thinking about moving in together. Without missing a beat, he looked at my boyfriend and said, “Brave man. You sure you want to sign up for 24/7 mood swings and hair in the drain?” My boyfriend laughed. A little too hard for my liking. FML
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bballpg021xx 5
At least you have hair... Soon you may not have much left.
plaguer 26
Grey hair is better than no hair.
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Comments (103)
_wraith 15
My borther-in-law has the problem of prematurely greying. He's got nature black hair, too, so I mean at 24 years old you could easily see his greys. My sister helps him dye them out whenever his hair starts to grow out. Anyways, I don't think you should be too offended. I honestly think he was trying to be nice and make you feel better - besides, did you really not realize you had a few greys? :P And 30's the new 20, so don't get hung up on that either. Enjoy life and stop worrying over your age ^.^
perdix 31
I shudder to think where he's finding gray (or grey) hairs the she's missing. Back? Butt crack? Armpits?
stfuNOWplease 6
Pubes???
smilepatrol 7
Hey it's okay! I already have some grey hair so don't worry about being old.
Bliss391 7
He's just doing it to get a rise out of you. But still what a jerk
akg98 13
But he offered 2 help!! That must mean something!!! He at least cares...
macwoods 9
Don't feel bad about yourself! I had my first grey hair at 13...
pandapoof42 3
I wouldn't be mad that he said you have gray hairs, but about his grammar!! but sorry to hear about that OP, at least they make hair dye!!!
chujel1302 1
How sweet if him
theladysman 1
well that not bad he could have said what i have and would have i would have told you in 3 more days you the oldest woman i ever ****** !!
sporty1200xlr 6
I had a ton of grays come in when I was 25, that's nothing to bitch about. He was just being a little humorous, get over it.