Today, when my boyfriend reffered to my hair, I told him I was going to dye it. He responded by saying, "finally, so how much you going for, 40, maybe 50 pounds?". I said dye it, not diet. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I decided to dye my hair to freshen up my appearance. I asked my husband for his opinion, expecting him to recommend a color. He then asked me why going on a diet wasn't my first option. FML
Today, while watching TV with my boyfriend, I was telling him that I wasn't looking forward to "getting older" and turning thirty in three days. Five minutes later, he said, "I never knew you had so much grey hair already" and then offered to help me dye them. FML
Today, I had my hair done for the first time in 3 years. I loved it. My boyfriend told me I look like his ex. FML
Today, my therapist told me that I need to do something different with my hair. Then I paid her. FML
Today, I dyed my hair back to pastel pink, which it hasn't been in over a year. It goes well with my skin and I was super excited about it so I decided to Snapchat my friend about it. Her response? "You were thinner last time your hair looked like that." FML
Today, my boyfriend of 6 months started a bitter fight with me. The cause was me repeatedly refusing to dye my hair the way his beloved ex did. FML
Today, I went to go get a haircut and I asked how much it was for a haircut, shampoo, and a blow job. I meant to say blow dry. FML
Today, my husband threw a fit because I dyed my hair bright magenta. Funny, I actually dyed it three days ago. He literally just noticed. Shows how much attention he pays me. FML
Today, my fiancé and I had a fight because he wouldn't let me get what I wanted to eat, even though it was my money. He said, "It's way too many calories. I'm supposed to help you lose weight." When I pointed out that I had given up a month ago, he looked at me and said, "Yeah, I can tell." FML
Today, after months of my (now ex) boyfriend telling me he wished I was blonde with big boobs, I finally retaliated with "I wish you were a redhead with a big dick, but you don't see me complaining." He cried and said I should love him for who he is. FML
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TryToBeKind 0
That's when you respond with, "Actually, I meant dye-it, as in my hair. But you're right, I DO need to lose weight - about 250* lbs of it. In other words: it's over. Get.out." *or whatever boyfriend's weight is
actonthat 0
I can't stand that people act like she's committed some horrible sin for not being a size 2. If it's easy for all of you to be skinny, that's really awesome, but for some of us it's a real struggle. I've been fighting to stay a size 8 since I was in my early teens, because I just lost the genetic lottery and got a sucky metabolism. I don't stuff my face (I actually also have IBS, so I can't eat very greasy or rich things), and I'm very sensitive about because I can't stand when I'm feeling down about my weight and people act like I've made some conscious decision to not be a stick. That's not how it works. So shut the **** up. And OP, this guy is an ass, dump him. I'm lucky enough to have a cute boyfriend who doesn't like women with the physique of small boys. The one really awesome thing about not being a size 2: I have boobs. :D
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TryToBeKind 0
That's when you respond with, "Actually, I meant dye-it, as in my hair. But you're right, I DO need to lose weight - about 250* lbs of it. In other words: it's over. Get.out." *or whatever boyfriend's weight is
bummervacation 10
i faved this FML just because of this comment. EPIC WIN!
yuhhkno 0
samee heree#113(;
pen_island21 0
ooooh agree! what a jerk
SadinSherman 16
Clever
Bobby64 29
I miss back when first comments on FMLs could be clever like this. There are now too many people fighting to be "first" for that to happen much.
elizabeth713 8
Awesome comeback
Wingman527 22
Just amazing.
ilaughatfmls 0
haha nice #1. definitely do that.
dontcallmekim 0
ouch, thats mean. even if you did say diet, he should accept you, not recomended a goal for you.
reyemrein 0
Uuuuuhhhh I'm gonna assume that she sighs around 190 lbs in which 40-50lbs would be a good gal. If this is correct, then her boyriend isn't a bad person for wanting her to be healthy.
kwbuzz23wk 0
maybe you should take that as a hint... but i would dump him for being an ass although... feel happy he is not just dating you for looks. if your fat, and he is still dating you, maybe you should be happy he likes you for you.
AntiChrist7 0
or you are fat, or you have a boyfriend who doesn't accept you as you are.
Zic_fml 7
#5: or she is fat and has a boyfriend who accepts her for who she is. Or is witty.
Cookie_kaioo 0
Tell him if I need a diet, you need to work it.. and give him a good guide book similar to E Y Dallas's one: http://eliydallas.blogspot.com/ !! LooooL :p
iDontFail_xD 0
this is what happens when you're overweight. Im putting YDI since you probably stuff your face to actually get insulted by your bf about your size.
hpodity 0
Agree with #8 It's not an FYL when people call you out on being fat, it's a wake-up call.
mtpm 0
I agree
Rose20 0
He might have misunderstood you, correct him. Just to get something off my chest, why is it that you men go for skinny women with small ass's, legs for days and big boobs? (no offense ladies) Can a man out there please answer me that, truthfuly. I thought all women fat or thin could satisfy your needs, you make it sound like fat women can't do anything right except stuff food down our throats. Can someone tell me if there are men out there that don't go for looks, that will go for a womans personality?
Thekbking 11
there are men out there who go for bigger women or pansexuals whom just are interested in a person's personality. however, in general in the average Joe prefers fit women over bigger ladies because the media and cues from growing up taught them that skinny women are beautiful. however, I too am in the category even though I'm asexual. I find fit girls on average more beautiful than big girls. with that said big girls can have cute faces just a slightly subpar body type of my preference. side note fit girls don't always not have an ass. a lot of fit girls have got nice ones.