Today, I was hit with a sudden onset of diarrhea and had to use the washroom on the train. As soon as I pulled down my pants, my worst nightmare came true, as someone opened the door and exposed me to the other passengers. FML
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Bebbo_fml 21
Hey guys, op here, the GO train and Via Rail have washrooms. In this case the GO, this particular washroom was on the first level in front of the entrance to the train. And yes the washroom has a lock and I thought I had locked the door, even tested it. Mind you, the passenger who opened the door seemed to have put a lot of strength behind opening the door. So people beware, the go locks aren't that strong!
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Queen_bee1234 21
This is why you always lock the door before doing your business.
el_angelroca 15
I'm sure the passengers had nightmares too lol
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Comments (66)
Queen_bee1234 21
This is why you always lock the door before doing your business.
martin8337 36
thing is, this sounded like a photo finish. Either drop pants then ass on the crapper or lock the door first and shit himself before sitting on the toilet.
pooldude 24
i am just glad the comments don't have any stupid puns like, " well, that's a shitty situation! "
ChevyRedneck85 13
Look em straight in the eye and keep ********.
pwnman 33
Well, that's a shitty situation!
False_Stupidity 42
You just HAD to go and say it didn't you #19... smh
shinikageWolf 15
That's what my cats do.
el_angelroca 15
I'm sure the passengers had nightmares too lol
websraaa 6
Why wasn't it locked?
Khaleesi_26 30
Because maybe he didn't have time to lock the door. He could chose between actually making to sitting on the toilet or locking the door and ******** his pants.
websraaa 6
Those toilets are pretty small. It's easy to sit down, shit, and lock the door while you're ********...
JskTheFork 14
Who knows. Maybe some were impressed
spatula232 25
I bet you were a bit shitty right?
sweetbliss3 37
probably not, but your comment was.
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
ah well, chances are you'll never see these people again
False_Stupidity 42
and maybe its a regular commute with other regular commuters that always get the same train...
Helvanica 22
should have locked the door. YDI OP
kugelblitz_ 11
There's a chance that OP didn't have the time before s/he went, or the lock was missing or broken.
pooldude 24
Dude a part of me wants to press YDI for not locking the door before pulling down your pants!
ChildrenOfFilth 12
Hey, sometimes if you have bad enough diarrhea, you barely any time to simply make it to the toilet. Kudos to him for simply making it there!!!
underthesea12 24
no locks on the door?
feven 32
They have bathrooms on the train?
Paultheouctopus 13
Which planet are you from?
slyde32 12
not on the trains where I am they don't
feven 32
Well the public trains in Boston don't have them.
littlekellilee 45
OP didn't necessarily mean public trains like a subway. He could have meant a train, like VIA Rail.