Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting a historical war bunker when I accidentally let rip a small fart. My boyfriend responded with a horribly loud, horrendous fart, and loudly announced, "This is war." There were people, lots of people. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I farted in front of my husband. It somehow turned into a farting war. Then I realized this is the closest we've come to intimacy in a week. FML
Today, while out with my boyfriend I accidentally let out a rather large fart. I was in such shock the only sentence I could make was "I farted." Clearly he was in shock too because the only words he could utter were "I know." FML
Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time and we were alone. He was being super romantic and snuggling with me, and then out of nowhere he let out the biggest fart I've ever heard. He then explained how I should try to compete with it. FML
Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML
Today, at work, I needed to fart and thought it would be fast and silent, so I let it rip. I was wrong. Everyone turned around and looked at me as my fart rolled on for a good 10 seconds. The worst part, I screamed, "It wasn't me!" while I was still farting. FML
Today, I had a serious talk with my boyfriend about our relationship troubles. He stopped me in the middle of a sentence with a huge fart. FML
Today, I got to be an innocent victim caught in the middle of a farting war between my boyfriend and my 10-year-old son. I fear my sense of smell will never recover. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were play wrestling. I had pinned him down and was sitting on his chest when he suddenly squeezed my stomach, causing me to rip the loudest fart ever. He looked so shocked that I couldn't help but laugh. I laughed so hard that I accidentally peed on him as well. FML
Today, my boyfriend's parents visited us. When everyone was chatting in the room, I needed to go to the bathroom. I got up and wanted to walk away when I sneezed, and farted at the same time. I thought they didn't hear it, until my boyfriend's brother said, "That wasn't just a sneeze was it?" FML
Today, I was to give a presentation to several of my company's senior employees. The moment I stood up, I accidentally let rip a monstrous fart that lasted a good two or three seconds. When I tried to utter an apology, I clammed up and let out a whiny grunt. They were not amused. FML
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TROLLFACEdotJPG 5
Challenge accepted?
stepanek911 1
atleast you weren't in an historical gas chamber.
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Comments (177)
GingerNinja 18
that is hilarious! you need to live a little and dont sweat the small stuff like farts. laugh at them. also, people? who cares about other people? their opinions will never matter unless one of those people happens to be Jesus or something.
Urpointis 1
this is one of the funniest things I'be read in a long time
docscientist 10
You don't think maybe he did that partially to take the attention off you?
bubo_fml 11
Chemical warfare is illegal..
keekaathekeekaa 0
hahaa! thats the best;) Aaaand don't forget .. YOU started it and people could obviously hear it.. soo.. he saved you from embarrassment, he was just being awesome(; buuut, that wasn't really FML-ish, it was more IWSEBMBSM (I was slightly embarrassed but my boyfriend saved me) type thaaang.
upyourzlolz 11
This comment was more like: HTHDYTYABF How the hell do you think you are being funny?
FlyingWhisps 5
Girls fart? :O
cb1002630 11
@#1 learn how to spell. also bodily functions apply to every eukaryotic species not just the XY chromosomal individuals
HUGHJASSSSSSSS 0
Hahahhaaha 'prepare the cannons' that's so fckin hilarious!
Soccerbug26 0
That's terrible! Lol
daniero 0
Aww that sounds like an awesome boyfriend!!!! I'm not being sarcastic.