Today, I realized my sleepwalking habit has reached new heights. How? I woke up in the bathroom. On a plane headed to California. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out I sleepwalk. How you might ask? By awakening the moment just before I fell from the stairs. I was better off sleeping. FML
Today, I found out that my sleep-walking is so bad that I regularly text my friend while I sleep. I have no idea how many times this has happened. FML
Today, my mom informed me that she saw me sleepwalking last night. I didn't think much of it, until I remembered that I went to bed without any clothes on last night. FML
Today, I woke up in a complete daze. It took me a few minutes to realize what had happened. Apparently my sleepwalking problems have returned, only this time I managed to overdose myself with Nyquil. As a result, I slept for fourteen hours, wet my sheets, and lost my job. FML
Today, I had a dream I was going the bathroom. I then woke up peeing, but I didn’t wet the bed yet. As I ran to the bathroom while half asleep and in the dark, I rammed into the wall. On my way back to bed, I tripped and accidentally slapped my fiancé in an effort to stop myself from falling over. FML
Today, I was on a plane flying home and fell asleep. I woke up to my own snoring and everyone on the plane looking at me. FML
Today, I woke up super glued to the toilet. FML
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend, who has frequent night terrors, also sleepwalks. And apparently sleep-pisses on the bathroom rug. FML
Today, my laziness reached an all-time high. I had a dream that I was at school and had spilled all the contents of my backpack onto the floor. I then purposely shook myself out of my sleep to avoid cleaning up the mess in my dream. FML
Today, I woke up and went to the bathroom and took a massive piss. Then I actually woke up, well and truly soaked. FML
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BurnInDemonFire 39
So you're the asshole who prevented me and the hot redhead in 36D from joining the Mile High Club. How is it fair that you snoozed, but I lost?
RichardPencil 32
TSA was vigilant enough to confiscate two tubs of cheese spread from my carry-on bag because it was not solid enough, yet they didn’t notice a zombie boarding the plane? How’s this fair?!?!!
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Comments (29)
Lucas Lahey 4
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
bulshit how the hell do you get on a plane how the hell did you get to the plane how the hell do you get to the airport can't drive while you're asleep you can do basic tasks but driving and then getting into a paying then waiting for your flight getting on waiting in the sitting position for them to take off then getting in the bathroom just to wake up and realize you're on a plane to Calla ******* fornia bullshit
Emma Marshall 19
Unless you mean you fell asleep on the plane. Then yeah that's possible lol.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
I don't think so... there are way too many protocols in place these days for someone to accidentally get on a plane, even wide awake, much less sleepwalking. If this did actually happen, someone at the airport is going to get fired.
PenguinPal3017 19
He did everything that people normally do to get on a plane, just while he was asleep.
GMSP 18
Depending on when you fell asleep this could be mildly annoying or really ******* annoying
SomeRandomGuy 7
People saying that OP was probably already on the plane, but the implication was very strong that they started out NOT on a plane. After all, it's not exactly crazy to think they'd sleepwalk from a plane seat to a plane bathroom.