Today, my boyfriend bought another expensive bong to go with the one he bought last month, along with his new phone, airsoft gun, and various other things he's blown our money on this year. He's bought nothing to prepare for our son, though, who's due next month. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend says he “can’t afford” to buy some Pampers and formula for our daughter, yet he just pre-ordered the iPhone 14, and bought his weekly weed supply. FML
Today, my parents spent more time, money, and effort on my boyfriend's birthday present than they ever have on any of mine. FML
Today, I gave my boyfriend a $300 cooler for Valentine's Day. When I asked what he got me, he pointed at my stomach. I'm 3 months pregnant with his baby. FML
Today, my friend bought a smartphone and updated his Facebook status with it. Two weeks ago he signed an apartment lease with another friend. Four months ago he bought a new handgun. Seven months ago he bought a new TV. He's owed me $300 for a year and a half. FML
Today, after seven months of my supporting him, including paying all the bills, cleaning the house, and cooking, my unemployed "aspiring rapper" boyfriend finally got paid for his music. Did he buy me something nice? No, he called his boys to hit the club and pissed away everything he'd earned and then some. FML
Today, I should be spending my birthday with my boyfriend of 8 months. Instead he's visiting his ex, who's pregnant with a baby that "may or may not be" his. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend’s birthday is a month before mine. I'd spent my birthday savings on his, but he told me that we couldn’t do anything for mine because, “I didn’t plan or organize better.” FML
Today, after working another double shift because I want to buy my boyfriend a really expensive anniversary present, I get to his apartment to find him calculating in how many paychecks he'll be able to afford a Caribbean getaway. For himself. FML
Today, as he was going out, I asked my father if he stop by the store and buy some tampons for me and toilet paper for the house, because we have been out for the last 5 days. He came home with a 30-pack of beer and cigarettes instead. I just started my time of the month and we have no more money. FML
Today, after having worked two jobs for months to save up for a big vacation, I came home to find my hard-earned money replaced by my boyfriend's brand new motorcycle. FML
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Top comments
annie_nk 23
Honey. He obviously does not care about his son. I say leave him because you don't want someone like him raising your child.
Welshite 40
I'm not going to lie, and I'll accept whatever thumbs down this gets. Both OP and her boyfriend are complete and utter irresponsible idiots for smoking pot with a baby on the way. You don't smoke or do drugs when pregnant. I don't know if OP smokes, but if her boyfriend does, then the baby is getting some too.
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arre2006 19
Way to hook up with a loser. Kids these days...
frip_fml 9
These are all heirlooms.
InfamousRaider 15
I am confused because all she had to do was tell him that if he didn't stop you'll leave him for someone who will love and care for you when needed or wanted. So my answer is YDI.
alexxeon 5
You picked him. If he's not responsible enough to have a child with maybe you should have used protection. Now you will spend the rest of your life complaining and trying to change someone
SynysterNero 20
If you and your boyfriend are smoking weed while expecting a child you shouldn't be a parent.
tenfiftynine 12
Who says OP is I read that OP's boyfriend was but not her.
Oklahoma_girl 7
Can we say deadbeat ;) Lol
ColdplaySucks 18
OP is just as stupid as her boyfriend is. It's her fault for not thinking responsibly on what might happen if she were to get knocked up by some trash of a boyfriend.
Squall17 3
Hide his weed, then he won't need anymore bongs.
sp4ksu_fml 9
Wait...what??? An irresponsible stoner? I don't believe it. Ditch the douche.
TogeBara 12
YDI. You deserve every hardship that comes your way until you find a better partner. Simply because you should have chosen someone worthy of making a baby with in the first place. Instead you picked this idiot/possible douche bag. I repeat, YDI