Today, my boyfriend bought another expensive bong to go with the one he bought last month, along with his new phone, airsoft gun, and various other things he's blown our money on this year. He's bought nothing to prepare for our son, though, who's due next month. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend says he “can’t afford” to buy some Pampers and formula for our daughter, yet he just pre-ordered the iPhone 14, and bought his weekly weed supply. FML
Today, my parents spent more time, money, and effort on my boyfriend's birthday present than they ever have on any of mine. FML
Today, I gave my boyfriend a $300 cooler for Valentine's Day. When I asked what he got me, he pointed at my stomach. I'm 3 months pregnant with his baby. FML
Today, my friend bought a smartphone and updated his Facebook status with it. Two weeks ago he signed an apartment lease with another friend. Four months ago he bought a new handgun. Seven months ago he bought a new TV. He's owed me $300 for a year and a half. FML
Today, after seven months of my supporting him, including paying all the bills, cleaning the house, and cooking, my unemployed "aspiring rapper" boyfriend finally got paid for his music. Did he buy me something nice? No, he called his boys to hit the club and pissed away everything he'd earned and then some. FML
Today, I should be spending my birthday with my boyfriend of 8 months. Instead he's visiting his ex, who's pregnant with a baby that "may or may not be" his. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend’s birthday is a month before mine. I'd spent my birthday savings on his, but he told me that we couldn’t do anything for mine because, “I didn’t plan or organize better.” FML
Today, after working another double shift because I want to buy my boyfriend a really expensive anniversary present, I get to his apartment to find him calculating in how many paychecks he'll be able to afford a Caribbean getaway. For himself. FML
Today, as he was going out, I asked my father if he stop by the store and buy some tampons for me and toilet paper for the house, because we have been out for the last 5 days. He came home with a 30-pack of beer and cigarettes instead. I just started my time of the month and we have no more money. FML
Today, after having worked two jobs for months to save up for a big vacation, I came home to find my hard-earned money replaced by my boyfriend's brand new motorcycle. FML
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Top comments
annie_nk 23
Honey. He obviously does not care about his son. I say leave him because you don't want someone like him raising your child.
Welshite 40
I'm not going to lie, and I'll accept whatever thumbs down this gets. Both OP and her boyfriend are complete and utter irresponsible idiots for smoking pot with a baby on the way. You don't smoke or do drugs when pregnant. I don't know if OP smokes, but if her boyfriend does, then the baby is getting some too.
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Whatapuffchild 23
hes not going to make a good father....he should be buying diapers and toys instead of worthless junk for himself. sorry op but i got bad news for you. hes an ass
baref00tmama 15
Honestly, you kind of deserve it for sticking around after he repeatedly blew your money on worthless stuff. Good luck accumulating all of the extra money and things you'll need for a new baby. Stop wasting your time; leave before your son is stuck growing up in poverty because Daddy needs new drug paraphernalia.
kemnet 7
dont let him bre...never mind
acrouch 9
Your fault for dating the idiot... And trusting him.
Sanrio90 8
The only person I feel bad for is the baby to be. You both sound like idiots.
Goumbush 4
Apply for child support
mattyiscool123 26
He probably forgot
Soniye 14
Actually you know what fyl and ydi because not only did you allow the father of your baby continuously spend like a maniac on a sugar rush BUT you obviously haven't tried talking to him and putting a stop to it and like you said the money belongs to both of so why haven't YOU bought your baby anything either the way I see it is it goes both ways
Soniye 14
And if it really bugs you so much on what he spends you would of returned all the useless things he bought and used that money on your son
goddessmiamia 4
If you are with someone who owns a bong and is more than likely using it for illegal substances while you have a child on the way, you need to dump him because he is not ready to be an adult. He needs to man up - your child deserves better.
MelanieMarie8 5
I guess you should have kept your legs closed until you were *both* ready for a child.