Today, my boyfriend bought another expensive bong to go with the one he bought last month, along with his new phone, airsoft gun, and various other things he's blown our money on this year. He's bought nothing to prepare for our son, though, who's due next month. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend says he “can’t afford” to buy some Pampers and formula for our daughter, yet he just pre-ordered the iPhone 14, and bought his weekly weed supply. FML
Today, my parents spent more time, money, and effort on my boyfriend's birthday present than they ever have on any of mine. FML
Today, I gave my boyfriend a $300 cooler for Valentine's Day. When I asked what he got me, he pointed at my stomach. I'm 3 months pregnant with his baby. FML
Today, my friend bought a smartphone and updated his Facebook status with it. Two weeks ago he signed an apartment lease with another friend. Four months ago he bought a new handgun. Seven months ago he bought a new TV. He's owed me $300 for a year and a half. FML
Today, after seven months of my supporting him, including paying all the bills, cleaning the house, and cooking, my unemployed "aspiring rapper" boyfriend finally got paid for his music. Did he buy me something nice? No, he called his boys to hit the club and pissed away everything he'd earned and then some. FML
Today, I should be spending my birthday with my boyfriend of 8 months. Instead he's visiting his ex, who's pregnant with a baby that "may or may not be" his. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend’s birthday is a month before mine. I'd spent my birthday savings on his, but he told me that we couldn’t do anything for mine because, “I didn’t plan or organize better.” FML
Today, after working another double shift because I want to buy my boyfriend a really expensive anniversary present, I get to his apartment to find him calculating in how many paychecks he'll be able to afford a Caribbean getaway. For himself. FML
Today, as he was going out, I asked my father if he stop by the store and buy some tampons for me and toilet paper for the house, because we have been out for the last 5 days. He came home with a 30-pack of beer and cigarettes instead. I just started my time of the month and we have no more money. FML
Today, after having worked two jobs for months to save up for a big vacation, I came home to find my hard-earned money replaced by my boyfriend's brand new motorcycle. FML
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Top comments
annie_nk 23
Honey. He obviously does not care about his son. I say leave him because you don't want someone like him raising your child.
Welshite 40
I'm not going to lie, and I'll accept whatever thumbs down this gets. Both OP and her boyfriend are complete and utter irresponsible idiots for smoking pot with a baby on the way. You don't smoke or do drugs when pregnant. I don't know if OP smokes, but if her boyfriend does, then the baby is getting some too.
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Comments (281)
PieknyCzlowiek 7
You need to talk to him, and get serious. He cant keep spending that money like its comming out of his bum. He needs to man up and take care of you and your soon to be child. Dont leave him though, you may need him (love, care, babysitter, comfort, money, etc.) and he may also need you more than you think.
Seriously_wtf_ 6
I can't believe you a) let a guy like that knock you up, b) stayed with him when he acts this way and takes no responsibility and c) actually allow him to get away with it.
kzai 16
See now if you were smart, you'd leave him. It's one thing to waste his own money, but he shouldn't be using yours too!!
EvieM97 8
Looks like he needs to get his priorities straight.
Pentanol 17
you people really deserve it when you have a kid outside of marriage.
SinfulEnd 20
Happy ******* Fathers Day!
simsgirlgem 25
leave and go to your parents who might help with your son until you can get a job
ViviMage 40
Does he feel boyfriend = lots of sex and resulting kids are not his problem? He needs to get his act together before he is gonna be able to have and handle a kid. He's a kid Himself!!
LissaMccracken 23
Awh... That sucks. :( *hug* You should talk to him, and if he doesn't listen, break his face and leave him.
Kiwimaid 9
And you got pregnant with him, why?