Today, my boyfriend bought another expensive bong to go with the one he bought last month, along with his new phone, airsoft gun, and various other things he's blown our money on this year. He's bought nothing to prepare for our son, though, who's due next month. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend says he “can’t afford” to buy some Pampers and formula for our daughter, yet he just pre-ordered the iPhone 14, and bought his weekly weed supply. FML
Today, my parents spent more time, money, and effort on my boyfriend's birthday present than they ever have on any of mine. FML
Today, I gave my boyfriend a $300 cooler for Valentine's Day. When I asked what he got me, he pointed at my stomach. I'm 3 months pregnant with his baby. FML
Today, my friend bought a smartphone and updated his Facebook status with it. Two weeks ago he signed an apartment lease with another friend. Four months ago he bought a new handgun. Seven months ago he bought a new TV. He's owed me $300 for a year and a half. FML
Today, after seven months of my supporting him, including paying all the bills, cleaning the house, and cooking, my unemployed "aspiring rapper" boyfriend finally got paid for his music. Did he buy me something nice? No, he called his boys to hit the club and pissed away everything he'd earned and then some. FML
Today, I should be spending my birthday with my boyfriend of 8 months. Instead he's visiting his ex, who's pregnant with a baby that "may or may not be" his. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend’s birthday is a month before mine. I'd spent my birthday savings on his, but he told me that we couldn’t do anything for mine because, “I didn’t plan or organize better.” FML
Today, after working another double shift because I want to buy my boyfriend a really expensive anniversary present, I get to his apartment to find him calculating in how many paychecks he'll be able to afford a Caribbean getaway. For himself. FML
Today, as he was going out, I asked my father if he stop by the store and buy some tampons for me and toilet paper for the house, because we have been out for the last 5 days. He came home with a 30-pack of beer and cigarettes instead. I just started my time of the month and we have no more money. FML
Today, after having worked two jobs for months to save up for a big vacation, I came home to find my hard-earned money replaced by my boyfriend's brand new motorcycle. FML
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Top comments
annie_nk 23
Honey. He obviously does not care about his son. I say leave him because you don't want someone like him raising your child.
Welshite 40
I'm not going to lie, and I'll accept whatever thumbs down this gets. Both OP and her boyfriend are complete and utter irresponsible idiots for smoking pot with a baby on the way. You don't smoke or do drugs when pregnant. I don't know if OP smokes, but if her boyfriend does, then the baby is getting some too.
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Comments (281)
Huddisher 10
Leave him. If he's an ass now, he'll be an ass later.
CooperRage 13
Sounds like my fiancé's ex. They don't change.
000lizzy000 13
You picked him
aeonsoul 12
You deserve it for letting him handle the finances
sugarbaby9908 20
You're supposed to buy those things AFTER living things are taken care of :)
sweetbliss3 37
did it ever occur to you idiots that he's spending money now bc after the baby is born he knows he'll never have money going to himself? I'm a girl and if I ever have a baby I'm going to do the same damn thing (minus the bong)
grizzlybear666 3
yeah great idea lets blow the money saved instead of getting the essentials for a baby, you are a ******* moron.
jeepers_1 21
If you budget your money correctly in the first place and get a decent job fulfilling needs and wants should be fairly straightforward, but it's important to take care of the needs first (like baby stuff)
sweetbliss3 37
mmm not a moron.. most pregnant people have a thing called baby showers. so he might just think that they have everything they need. which is why he's spending money.
jeepers_1 21
baby showers dont give you everything you need either, you will still need clothes, diapers, crib most likely and other things that probably wont come during a shower.
sweetbliss3 37
maybe its just my family bc everyone's broke for the expensive stuff. so my sisters got the cribs and clothes and diapers and bottles. my sister had the first kids and passed the cribs strollers and clothes down to my other sisters that had kids. plus they got extra from the baby showers.
sulitak 27
my family goes all out for baby showers. I don't even attempt to think that they will cover everything, its stupid to think so. Also cribs can have recalls so for the love of all things good PLEASE do your research before accepting used cribs. And on that note: car seats expire after 5 years, or a car crash (minor or major... occupied or not) They are no longer safe after that time. If you blow ALL your money on yourself, you're not ready to have a kid. If you blow *some* money on yourself but still save up in case the baby gets sick... then I don't see a problem. the way the FML states it, he's doing nothing for the kid.
jonha21 11
It seems your Dating a Babyboy I wonder Who will grow up Faster in becoming a Man your Son or your babyboy with beared :)
mr_jack_meoff 5
I think you should have considered what kind of father he would make before you let him pound that child into your tummy. It's too late now, you are spawning his seed. The apple don't fall too far from the tree.
corleon198425 22
Kids these days
xCensored 10
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