Today, my boyfriend bought another expensive bong to go with the one he bought last month, along with his new phone, airsoft gun, and various other things he's blown our money on this year. He's bought nothing to prepare for our son, though, who's due next month. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend says he “can’t afford” to buy some Pampers and formula for our daughter, yet he just pre-ordered the iPhone 14, and bought his weekly weed supply. FML
Today, my parents spent more time, money, and effort on my boyfriend's birthday present than they ever have on any of mine. FML
Today, I gave my boyfriend a $300 cooler for Valentine's Day. When I asked what he got me, he pointed at my stomach. I'm 3 months pregnant with his baby. FML
Today, my friend bought a smartphone and updated his Facebook status with it. Two weeks ago he signed an apartment lease with another friend. Four months ago he bought a new handgun. Seven months ago he bought a new TV. He's owed me $300 for a year and a half. FML
Today, after seven months of my supporting him, including paying all the bills, cleaning the house, and cooking, my unemployed "aspiring rapper" boyfriend finally got paid for his music. Did he buy me something nice? No, he called his boys to hit the club and pissed away everything he'd earned and then some. FML
Today, I should be spending my birthday with my boyfriend of 8 months. Instead he's visiting his ex, who's pregnant with a baby that "may or may not be" his. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend’s birthday is a month before mine. I'd spent my birthday savings on his, but he told me that we couldn’t do anything for mine because, “I didn’t plan or organize better.” FML
Today, after working another double shift because I want to buy my boyfriend a really expensive anniversary present, I get to his apartment to find him calculating in how many paychecks he'll be able to afford a Caribbean getaway. For himself. FML
Today, as he was going out, I asked my father if he stop by the store and buy some tampons for me and toilet paper for the house, because we have been out for the last 5 days. He came home with a 30-pack of beer and cigarettes instead. I just started my time of the month and we have no more money. FML
Today, after having worked two jobs for months to save up for a big vacation, I came home to find my hard-earned money replaced by my boyfriend's brand new motorcycle. FML
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Top comments
annie_nk 23
Honey. He obviously does not care about his son. I say leave him because you don't want someone like him raising your child.
Welshite 40
I'm not going to lie, and I'll accept whatever thumbs down this gets. Both OP and her boyfriend are complete and utter irresponsible idiots for smoking pot with a baby on the way. You don't smoke or do drugs when pregnant. I don't know if OP smokes, but if her boyfriend does, then the baby is getting some too.
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Comments (281)
CookieLovesBoo 16
I wonder how old you guys are . But on the other hand , don't let him spend his money like that put him in check make sure he knows you will leave if he doesn't get together -.- * somtimes people need a wake up call
KBurns207 17
Judging from all the items on his hot list I'd say you two are about 15 years old and in no shape to raise a child as it is. YDI
jeepers_1 21
You'd be surprised how immature guys in their 20s can be too, being a pothead doesn't really help though...
sulitak 27
yeah, I'll agree. there are plenty of people I graduated college with that are still immature and care more about pot than life. (I'm 26, almost 27.)
mattrd_fml 31
your with a pothead who has no ambition or long term goals. ydi.
iteenlovequotes 19
seems like he is the big kid here and not ready for a kid
Feveryoneslife13 11
How about she calms down then seriously talks to her boyfriend about this? Or we can jump ship and tell them to get married then divorced. Let's look before we leap, eh?
stanjohnson 11
Yes #49, threaten to leave. that will straighten the selfish, irresponsible idiot right out.
LookAttMyyLifee 12
Babydaddy going to turn your baby into a crackhead... Dont take the chance
Late_night83 25
Waterpipe.
pearl_bridgman 8
I'd say a guy on drugs should be completely out of this picture. Anything goes wrong, and he's still in the household, and child protection will take your baby...good luck.
Drifting 21
He's not worth having in your child's life....leave before your kid is born.