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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff United States

Inner voice

Today, at dinner, my grandmother informed us that my cousin's newborn baby has been having seizures. My verbal filter did not switch on in time and I replied, "It's not a seizure if you're shaking it." FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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Hysterical!

snowboarder1417 2

Seems like your brain didn't turn on, let alone a filter

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Damn just damn

swag_unicorn 4

as funny as that is thats so mean! lol

You know what they say "if you're not gonna say something nice, don't say anything at all"

Wait, it's not?

JimSweatshirt 6

Seizure's must suck.. I know, no duhhh.......swagg. Shake and bake

bigbadwolf078 4

Lmao

dblogic 19

That's ******* hilarious! Lmao!

Yeah that filter needs some working on.

Oh god, dying.

dark. Lol but funny.