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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff United States

Inner voice

Today, at dinner, my grandmother informed us that my cousin's newborn baby has been having seizures. My verbal filter did not switch on in time and I replied, "It's not a seizure if you're shaking it." FML

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Fall

Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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Hysterical!

snowboarder1417 2

Seems like your brain didn't turn on, let alone a filter

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Comments (148)

jowhiskeyhands 0

thats ******* hilarious

Holy shit! Haha. FTW!

that is TOO funny! good comeback! hahahah even though the situation isn't funny that comment is hysterical!

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn!!!!!!!!!

lol nice one dude xD

hahahahahahahahaha

jessie0621 0

lmao wow that's hilarious!!!

Bakerman420 1

Haha that's Not right!

michael666 7

that is absolutely hilarious, you are my hero. I love dead baby jokes hahaha

KandiceCane 3

Verbal filter? Shaking a baby is wrong anyway someone needed to say it