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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff United States

Inner voice

Today, at dinner, my grandmother informed us that my cousin's newborn baby has been having seizures. My verbal filter did not switch on in time and I replied, "It's not a seizure if you're shaking it." FML

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Hysterical!

snowboarder1417 2

Seems like your brain didn't turn on, let alone a filter

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well that was bitchy.

Are you mentally ill?

Hopefully grandma was close enough to slap you!

What a random thing to say..

kawaii666 19

Awwww that sucks. I feel bad for the baby. The comment was funny but also pretty hurtful.

That was actually really funny. Good one! Sucks for the baby though.

Screw blaming the verbal filter; why would you have a thought like that in the first place?? That's a little bit disturbing.