Today, I went to take a shower, but forgot my towel and dorm key in my room. After my shower, I had to run down to the front desk butt-naked, using only a shampoo bottle as cover, and ask for a temporary key. The person running the front desk was my ex-girlfriend’s current boyfriend. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was showering at my dorm. I had my clothes locked in a locker and my towel and robe hanging outside the stall. Someone took off with my towel and robe, which had my keys. I had to walk down three flights of stairs to get an extra key in nothing but a plastic shower curtain. FML
Today, while taking a shower in the dorm bathroom, my roommate thought it would be funny to steal my towel, robe, and key. I spent over an hour waiting for someone to come into the bathroom so I could ask them to bring me something to cover up. FML
Today, I woke up in my boyfriend's dorm and decided to take a shower before he woke up. I used the girls bathroom on the above floor, and afterwards just threw on a towel and ran to the elevator. I forgot to press my boyfriend's floor and I was taken to the lobby in a towel. People were waiting. FML
Today, I woke up in the middle of the night and had to go to the bathroom in my dorm. After coming out of the bathroom, I realized I'd let my auto-locking door close behind me. I had to go through the whole dorm, sprint across campus in my bra and underwear, and ask someone for my spare key. FML
Today, I took a shower at my girlfriend's apartment. I was wandering around, gathering my clothes when I noticed my girl doing her hair in the other room. She looked sort of peculiar, so I stood there, studying her. Half naked. I then realized it wasn't my girlfriend, but her roommate. FML
Today, I needed to relax, so I ordered room service at my hotel. When I was finished, I went to put the tray outside, not thinking about needing a key to get back in. I locked myself out of my room, wearing smiley face underwear in a $250 a night hotel. I had to go to the lobby to get a new key. FML
Today, I locked myself out of my dorm room. I walked across campus, shoe-less and in nothing but my bathrobe, to find someone who could let me back in. Turns out I hadn't even shut the door properly and so it never actually locked. I can still hear the guy laughing at me. FML
Today, I walked into my hotel room, took off my coat and started unpacking. Ten minutes later, an older couple walked in, holding luggage. I'd gone into THEIR room. The receptionist gave me the wrong fob. They were surprisingly calm, but I had to explain why I’d already used one of their towels. FML
Today, I lost my keys. My roommate locked me out, then yelled at me when I made her come home to let me in. I tore my room apart searching for them, and even went out to search my locker room. When I got home, I glanced at my wall only to find my keys hanging on the hook I set up specifically for them. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to sneak into the shower at her house while her parents went out to eat and a movie. Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door, it was her mom. We had left all of our clothes downstairs. Safe to say I won't be allowed there any more. FML
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athletic 6
Did ya walk butt-naked TO the shower in the first place??
tarabella 7
So did you leave your room naked? Sounds like it or you would have put the clothes back on after the shower. Moron
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Comments (23)
Darkman142 4
Maybe you should’ve been alpha as **** and just walked down buck ass naked anyways, let it all hang out, shows a little self confidence
Amy78_fml 11
um, you could have put your dirty clothes back on.
WHSKitty4ever 23
Exactly my thought!
1gullible_bugger 34
I think this needs a quick follow-up. We all have the same question, how on Earth did you get to the shower? why not just put the dirty clothes back on? why not ask a friend for a robe? Couldn't be any worse than going all the way to the front desk with a shampoo bottle.
Soviet Chilingulo 7
I don't buy it.
Takegami 22
Incorrect format. This story is therefore false
jmilam90 9
Did you walk naked to the shower to begin with? If so, you deserve it. If not, you could have put your clothes back on to go get the key so you still deserve it.
Matthew Irmen 11
Seriously? I can understand forgetting your key but the towel should have been pretty obvious.
WHSKitty4ever 23
Sounds like I forgot my key... yet again! When will I learn? Oh, wait, “I” didn’t! Thank God!
Heather Speck 3
So you walked into the bathroom with no clothes on? So you instantly knew you didn’t have the towel before you even shut the door.
albeart26 7
Sorry everyone, I meant to add that I was drunk as ****