Today, I woke up in the middle of the night and had to go to the bathroom in my dorm. After coming out of the bathroom, I realized I'd let my auto-locking door close behind me. I had to go through the whole dorm, sprint across campus in my bra and underwear, and ask someone for my spare key. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I locked myself out of my dorm room. I walked across campus, shoe-less and in nothing but my bathrobe, to find someone who could let me back in. Turns out I hadn't even shut the door properly and so it never actually locked. I can still hear the guy laughing at me. FML
Today, I was showering at my dorm. I had my clothes locked in a locker and my towel and robe hanging outside the stall. Someone took off with my towel and robe, which had my keys. I had to walk down three flights of stairs to get an extra key in nothing but a plastic shower curtain. FML
Today, I freaked out when I couldn't get my bathroom door open. After ten minutes of panic when thinking about how I'd be stuck there for at least 8 hours until my roommate would get home, and another five mentally going over survival skills, I realized that I had forgotten to unlock the door. FML
Today, I went to take a shower, but forgot my towel and dorm key in my room. After my shower, I had to run down to the front desk butt-naked, using only a shampoo bottle as cover, and ask for a temporary key. The person running the front desk was my ex-girlfriend’s current boyfriend. FML
Today, I accidentally locked my car and house keys along with my phone in my car. Then I had to break into my own house looking for the spare. Someone called the police and I had to explain that I lived there. I forgot to grab the spare when I went to talk to the police officers I locked the door behind me. FML
Today, I lost my keys. My roommate locked me out, then yelled at me when I made her come home to let me in. I tore my room apart searching for them, and even went out to search my locker room. When I got home, I glanced at my wall only to find my keys hanging on the hook I set up specifically for them. FML
Today, I broke my key unlocking my dorm room. When I pushed the door open in frustration, the door opened with no problem. Turns out it was unlocked. FML
Today, I had to pee really bad so I tried to unlock my door as fast as I could. I put my key in and turned it too hard, the key snapped inside. I ended up peeing on myself. FML
Today, I woke up at the ungodly hour of 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom. It was of course quite dark, and unbeknownst to me, the door was closed. I walked into it. Then I tried to open it, missed the door knob, and walked into the door again. FML
Today, while trying on an outfit in the dressing room at the mall, I got locked in. I decided to take 5 minutes to try and get out by crawling under the door. After I got out, I realized I left my cell phone, my purse and my pants inside. FML
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pjsr 33
Streaking is more fun if you take it all off
Magnoxidans 19
Hope you were in one of the warmer parts of the world and not where it's snowing!
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Comments (24)
monkeytater96 23
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
You don't have a bathroom in ur room?? No suites?
pjsr 33
Streaking is more fun if you take it all off
Magnoxidans 19
Hope you were in one of the warmer parts of the world and not where it's snowing!
jenjen53 7
I thought the dorms now-a-days had a bathroom attached to the rooms.
garciat1998 10
Anyone else notice that I guy posted that
LeighChan 12
that was the first thing I noticed...
rinzlerkitty94 31
That, or OP just didn't set the gender thing to female.
LordGiblett 26
Maybe someone transgender posted it
kitsuneluvuh 12
<p>Don't you have RA's who are supposed to be there to help with that sort of thing? Or you could have knocked on a neighbor's door to ask if you could borrow a phone or a coat or something...</p>
Suaria 38
<p>Don't you have an RA that could have let you into the room? </p>
Oogly979 8
<p><em></em>Not to be mean but if you were a little more classy you'd ask a fellow girl for a towel or anything gets to help cover up instead of flashing everybody.</p>
MaddieLovesNPH 24
Isn't that what the RA is there for? Mine is...
Soninuva 41
Seeing as it shows you're a guy (unless the site is still glitching), I'm really curious as to why you were in a bra.
species4872 20
<p> The site is one big glitch.</p>